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Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 05-19-2014 at 09:04 PM. Reason: 110 pitches through five innings 2.40 whip almost 2 and 1/2 baserunners allowed per inning No!

05-19-2014 , 09:00 PM

#9403

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

and a 2.36 walks and hits allowed per innings pitched lol

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 05-19-2014 at 09:03 PM. Reason: Eric, I am disappoint.. I feel youve let me down ..... yet again

05-19-2014 , 09:26 PM

#9404

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

05-19-2014 , 09:30 PM

#9405

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

05-19-2014 , 09:32 PM

#9406

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

streamed Smyly for tonight.. clown has 100 pitches after 4 and 2/3rds innings

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

and a 2.36 walks and hits allowed per innings pitched lol

Spoiler:

05-19-2014 , 09:33 PM

#9407

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

4 those of u thinkin' I'm a lazy-ass NEET,
I steam-cleaned my bathroom this morning.
Then I over-nappied til 8 PM and now I gotta do my grocery run 2morrow.

[not a life-or-death scarfage issue... mostly canned/frozen veggies]

05-19-2014 , 09:46 PM

#9408

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

That's a fascinating life you're living there spike my boy

Got any more handjob stories for us?

05-19-2014 , 09:50 PM

#9409

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Lol Jason Vargas is ****in garbage

Trying to squander a five nothing lead

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 05-19-2014 at 09:51 PM. Reason: No Dunn, no rookie phenom Abreu? Either

05-19-2014 , 09:56 PM

#9410

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Spoiler:

Yea, but I don't have all season . I need him to deliver this week vrs the last place/lone absentee manager so I can clean-up, otherwise I'm gonna be the laughing stock of the league yet again! See u letting me down yet again has the consequence of me suffering all my league mates pointing their fingers and laughing at me yet again

Moral of the story kiddies is: wat

05-19-2014 , 09:58 PM

#9411

Schlitz mmmm

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And relic Konerko just homered , giving the Sox the lead

I forsake this team and any and all affiliations with same collection of losers

05-19-2014 , 10:00 PM

#9412

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

oic. fantasy baseball.

carry on then.

05-19-2014 , 10:01 PM

#9413

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Ok I really need some sanity at this moment

Gonna bury my nose in 'Going Clear'

05-19-2014 , 10:07 PM

#9414

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

Quote:

Got any more handjob stories for us?

Mah nuts n prostrate take a helluva while 2 reload @ my age.
Be patient, son.

05-19-2014 , 10:11 PM

#9415

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Don't look Schlitz, but the royals have a good lead, aorn.

Key word: aorn

05-19-2014 , 10:17 PM

#9416

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Nothing lasts forever.... except nothing

05-19-2014 , 10:21 PM

#9417

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

05-19-2014 , 10:21 PM

#9418

Schlitz mmmm

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

I just texted the clown Royals pre and post game host, Josh Vernier, who during the ecstasy of last night's win proclaimed that 'no one' wanted to face this team in the playoffs. My text to him read as follows:

Oh I pray they lose this game loool so u have to suffer your duty duly tonight

05-19-2014 , 10:21 PM

#9419

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Weekend list accomplished and some extra things completed today, on A roll, probably not THE roll but it'll be fun

05-19-2014 , 10:26 PM

#9420

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Caught him with an upper cut, kicked him in his ass

05-19-2014 , 10:30 PM

#9421

Schlitz mmmm

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 28,235

If you guys are interested in piling on, text your taunts to 69306

That's sports radio 610 Kansas city's text line

If we lose u oughta tune in hah epic ******ation this guy Josh

05-19-2014 , 10:40 PM

#9422

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Paramedic #1: You have no pulse, your blood pressure's zero-over-zero, you have no pupillary response, no reflexes and your temperature is 70 degrees.

Freddy: Well, what does that mean?

Paramedic #1: Well, it's a puzzle because, technically, you're not alive. Except you're conscious, so we don't know what it means.

Freddy: Are you saying we're dead?

Paramedic #2: Well, let's not jump to conclusions.

Freddy: Are you saying we're dead?

Paramedic #2: No conclusions.

Paramedic #1: Obviously I didn't mean you were really dead. Dead people don't move around and talk.

Spoiler:

05-19-2014 , 10:41 PM

#9423

Schlitz mmmm

banned

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Billy Butler couldn't leg-out a ball that deflected off the pitcher to 3rd, then fell as he lunged for first base. Then the Royals radio commentator said, "only Billy is out on that play."

I swear this team is a comedy troupe