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04-04-2014 , 08:21 PM
I have heard that sex change operations can be quite painful.
04-04-2014 , 08:22 PM
just ask them to put the pieces back
04-04-2014 , 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by chipa
It was gynecologic surgery. The second this year. First time I got here in January and had my first surgery and now was my second surgery which was much harder. They cut off some pieces from me in three places.
sweet jesus. hope you're ok mate?
04-04-2014 , 08:23 PM
It's not that.
04-04-2014 , 08:23 PM
Matjoez sure loves Australia, we can't get rid of the guy.

Pic he took earlier



Kookaburras GOAT
04-04-2014 , 08:24 PM
What are those huge birds that kill people called?
04-04-2014 , 08:24 PM
Why was the surgery required chipa? Does the surgery handicap you in any way?
04-04-2014 , 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mutant K12
What are those huge birds that kill people called?
pterodactylus
04-04-2014 , 08:26 PM
Cassowaries apparently.
04-04-2014 , 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mutant K12
What are those huge birds that kill people called?
You talking about this guy?

04-04-2014 , 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
pterodactylus
Spelled wrong.

Also I don't think they made it onto the ark.
04-04-2014 , 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mutant K12
Cassowaries apparently.
Yeah they're nasty. They also roam free in the area round here. You might wonder why we don't have stories daily about Aussies getting maimed by wild animals but us and them, we have a pact.
04-04-2014 , 08:28 PM
I'm not really ok
I know I've been a bad girl and stuff but I question myself have I really deserved all these to happen to me? I'm trying to be strong and repeat myself that I can go through all this, but then I get so tired and broken like right now and I feel like I can't get any more.
The good news is that now I might be able to have kids when I'm ready. Still I need to know the results of the tests of that material they cut off from me.
04-04-2014 , 08:30 PM
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04-04-2014 , 08:31 PM
I'm sorry I know this the wrong place to cry on someone's shoulder but I just needed to let this all out.
04-04-2014 , 08:32 PM
Daisy is a margarita deep, and her voice pattern has already changed. In during light weight!
04-04-2014 , 08:33 PM
I'm here for the gang bang?
04-04-2014 , 08:34 PM
Speaking with a mexican accent?
04-04-2014 , 08:34 PM
Jack, congrats on your upcoming nuptials!
04-04-2014 , 08:35 PM
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I'm sorry I know this the wrong place to cry on someone's shoulder but I just needed to let this all out.
'sok. U shoulda heard me rage about catheters when I got home after my stroke 3 years ago.
[No laptop, but my hospital room had basic cable.]

Get well soon Chipa.
I do hope Russia's healthcare isn't disintegrating like America's.
04-04-2014 , 08:36 PM
I wasn't allowed to eat three days in a row and today was my first meal and these two spoons of porridge got stuck in the inside and make me feel sick and doesn't let me sleep and in an hour will come a nurse and will give me yet another paralyzingly painful shot in the ass
04-04-2014 , 08:37 PM
Oh chipa, that sounds awful and I'm sorry you have to go through it. I sincerely hope it's nothing serious.

I have a shrewd idea on what is going on and I just hope you have the best possible outcome.
04-04-2014 , 08:37 PM
Gizmo! The Mayans were right after all...

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Originally Posted by Jackitos
Daisy is a margarita deep, and her voice pattern has already changed. In during light weight!
Now is the time to put those Strip Poker cheat tips into play.
04-04-2014 , 08:37 PM
Ask for some morphine. Its pretty good stuff.

Hey Giz. Held any brains or other internal organs lately?

      
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