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Old 01-13-2014, 04:50 PM   #176
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I quite liked that show.
Yeah it was good, it used to be compulsory viewing in our house when I was younger. I havnt seen it in a long time either but I do remember getting a horn or 2 from the slutty sister(?)
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Old 01-13-2014, 04:55 PM   #177
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she was ****ing old as **** do not want
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Old 01-13-2014, 04:57 PM   #178
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Yup. I read they were going for a 3RM touch-n-go Snatch max and he got the first one overhead with bent elbows, then tried standing it up and it just landed on his t11-t12 vertebrae. Crazy ****, but this is why people need to be taught how to fail.
Apparently this is the guy: http://i.imgur.com/IjUtsQJ.jpg

That is just awful.
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Old 01-13-2014, 04:58 PM   #179
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she was ****ing old as **** do not want
yeah she was and her face was minging but she got her tits out alot
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Old 01-13-2014, 05:21 PM   #180
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I ain't no expert but this crossfitter dude seems experienced.
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Old 01-13-2014, 05:29 PM   #181
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Yup. I read they were going for a 3RM touch-n-go Snatch max and he got the first one overhead with bent elbows, then tried standing it up and it just landed on his t11-t12 vertebrae. Crazy ****, but this is why people need to be taught how to fail.
Did you see the events they did prior to it? jfc having them do max oly stuff in such a fatigued state is just bush league, then i just saw that they had no ems on site (legit what the ****) and had to wait while the ambulance found them?
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Old 01-13-2014, 06:12 PM   #182
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Did not see the events prior. No EMS you say? In before the litigation.
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Old 01-13-2014, 06:20 PM   #183
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obv this was over 2 days i think so it all wasnt done in one day but having them run 3 miles with weight then for time then do touch and go snatches is ridiculous. and yeah have fun paying for his medical care promoters

as it is imagine actually finishing that, 3 max snatch/c&j then 2rm squat. id be dead.
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Old 01-13-2014, 06:26 PM   #184
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Until that last post, I was sure elrey was american.

#wtfmongoliangibberish
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Old 01-13-2014, 06:35 PM   #185
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i hate burpees
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Old 01-13-2014, 06:45 PM   #186
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The Sun,

TL; DR

lol crossfit... oh wait, it technically wasn't a CF event, just a fitness competition. TOP LEL
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Old 01-13-2014, 06:50 PM   #187
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Olympic movements for reps is patently stupid. Doing them after exhaustion is Carlos Danger level foolishness. To not have EMS there should be criminal as well as the substantial torte action that should obv come, but I suspect it might not be.

After doing all that you should not even consider doing a clean and jerk in the shower without a spotter and EMS.
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Old 01-13-2014, 06:57 PM   #188
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Old 01-13-2014, 06:58 PM   #189
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No pain no gain.
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Old 01-13-2014, 06:59 PM   #190
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Until that last post, I was sure elrey was american.

#wtfmongoliangibberish
He's Armenian
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Old 01-13-2014, 07:13 PM   #191
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Old 01-13-2014, 07:38 PM   #192
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If only I had underfloor heating
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Old 01-13-2014, 07:45 PM   #193
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Gotta love those weekend hypers

I'mma call you break-even biceps from now on
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:07 PM   #194
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Just went to Papa Murphy's to get a pizza for dinner. I place my order and exit the restaurant to nuzzle my Beagle Boy, King. 2 parking spaces immediately in front of the restaurant are vacant, this car is, as I'm exiting, pulling into both spaces, straddling the dividing line by almost 2 feet. I stop do an exaggerated look to one parking spot, then over to the adjacent spot, then back to the initial parking spot... clearly communicating to mystery occupant (tinted windows/getting dark) my take on the matter.. anyway, I eventually realize it's an African American woman. This morbidly obese gal with all her attendant/cultural disregard for everything other than herself, exits her car and starts waddling to the door of Papa Murphy's.. I impulsively say, "nice parking job" she pauses for a second to craft a retarded response and offers up, "yeah, I like it." I followed up with, "yeah ok lardass."

oh the Rage
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:09 PM   #195
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shut it down
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:22 PM   #196
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:25 PM   #197
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I need help, bro.
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:26 PM   #198
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So much anger it's fuqing amazing.
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:34 PM   #199
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dont go to papa murphys obv
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:52 PM   #200
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Who here is in pre-med? Oh Elrey, sorta.. well that bridge is burned lol

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