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03-14-2014 , 06:37 PM

#9826

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Not it's not mad dog it's the nectar of a thousand sunflowers dropped down from heaven.

03-14-2014 , 06:41 PM

#9827

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

You're too old to lose it. You're too young to choose it, and the clock waits so patiently on your song. You walk past a café, but you can't eat when you live too long.

You're a Rock N Roll suicide.

03-14-2014 , 06:46 PM

#9828

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Why not just use sunflower nectar that's already here on earth? SUFTUM results?

03-14-2014 , 06:49 PM

#9829

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

Rabbits and dogs and the passing time.

My death waits like a bible truth at the funeral of my youth.

Sails of oblivion at my head.

03-14-2014 , 07:04 PM

#9830

Rolando Blackman

adept

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

Not it's not mad dog it's the nectar of a thousand sunflowers dropped down from heaven.

03-14-2014 , 08:54 PM

#9831

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

u like mad dags?

03-14-2014 , 08:55 PM

#9832

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

I was old in the times of the vikings
I told them to get off my lawn

How was Erik the Red? I bet he was nice.

03-14-2014 , 09:22 PM

#9833

BoSoxBK

Best 4L Pet Owner '12

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,357

03-14-2014 , 09:25 PM

#9834

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Just go ahead and end this **** already

03-14-2014 , 09:34 PM

#9835

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoSoxBK

That cat is right to be afraid.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Just go ahead and end this **** already

So you got Hep B or what?

03-14-2014 , 09:35 PM

#9836

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

So... I dont have the hep.

They shoved a tube down my throat through my gallbladder and pulled out a 1cm wide gallstone.

Probably still getting my gb cut out. Probably monday.

03-14-2014 , 09:35 PM

#9837

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Just go ahead and end this **** already

No u

03-14-2014 , 09:42 PM

#9838

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

So... I dont have the hep.

They shoved a tube down my throat through my gallbladder and pulled out a 1cm wide gallstone.

Probably still getting my gb cut out. Probably monday.

His head smashed in and his gallbladder cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom bent-up

03-14-2014 , 09:47 PM

#9839

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

lookin sassy BoSex.

03-14-2014 , 09:51 PM

#9840

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

I need to poop, how can i unplug my bowels?

have your husband stick his finger in your butt and that should do the trick...

03-14-2014 , 09:55 PM

#9841

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

you should have just pissed that gallstone out

03-14-2014 , 09:55 PM

#9842

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

I need to poop, how can i unplug my bowels?

Trap prob clogged.

03-14-2014 , 10:05 PM

#9843

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

So... I dont have the hep.

They shoved a tube down my throat through my gallbladder and pulled out a 1cm wide gallstone.

Probably still getting my gb cut out. Probably monday.

LoL 1cm.

03-14-2014 , 10:23 PM

#9844

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

1cm blocking up all my bile

03-14-2014 , 10:33 PM

#9845

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

How'd you do that

03-14-2014 , 10:40 PM

#9846

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

I'm glad Mutanti will be with us in the future

03-14-2014 , 10:44 PM

#9847

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

you should have just pissed that gallstone out

Spoiler:

03-14-2014 , 11:11 PM

#9848

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

lol boston

03-14-2014 , 11:15 PM

#9849

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

1cm blocking up all my bile

All of your bile are belong to me?

03-14-2014 , 11:25 PM

#9850

Schlitz mmmm

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 27,917

Bitch, I beg your pardon? I'm independent, but I'm ballin' like a major artist.

Prices low like Walmart... somethin' lol somethin' somethin' get your shopping cart.

dig it, yo

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