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No divorce. They got married twice. Once in Israel and then once at a drivethru wedding thing in Vegas where the cab driver served as the witness. True story!

well in that case you dont have dibs.

08-30-2008 , 11:16 PM

#627

Mayo

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Originally Posted by dangeraw

what are you going to do when she rejects you?

You are rapidly working your way up my ****list.

08-30-2008 , 11:17 PM

#628

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dangeraw

well in that case you dont have dibs.

Last edited by Mayo; 08-30-2008 at 11:17 PM. Reason: I already explained it.

08-30-2008 , 11:17 PM

#629

Bluegrassplayer

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

OK, I gotta go. But I'd just like to say this:

CHAUCER AND I ARE GOING TO RUN AWAY AND GET MARRIED ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN AND NAME OUR NINE BABIES BRUCE, PATTI, STEVEN, ROY, GARRY, MAX, NILS, DANNY, AND CLARENCE. AND NONE OF YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.

I'm glad to see my name was chosen. This is truly a great honor

08-30-2008 , 11:19 PM

#630

Mayo

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Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer

I'm glad to see my name was chosen. This is truly a great honor

Thinly veiled "I share a name with a member of the E Street Band" brag.

08-30-2008 , 11:20 PM

#631

Bluegrassplayer

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I guess now I realize that it wasn't veiled at all

08-30-2008 , 11:20 PM

#632

Mayo

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btw, BGP: You're invited to the mountaintop wedding. I'm thinking in the spring. The rest of you dibs-haters can't ****ing come!

08-30-2008 , 11:20 PM

#633

StepBangin

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Its scares me because I always thought Mayo was just joking about how obsessed he is with Chaucer, but since he still talks like that, it makes me scared for Chaucer

08-30-2008 , 11:21 PM

#634

Bluegrassplayer

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Awesome, I hope it's a really high mountaintop

08-30-2008 , 11:22 PM

#635

Mayo

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Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer

I guess now I realize that it wasn't veiled at all

Sick brag.

08-30-2008 , 11:22 PM

#636

thac

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dibs on r34

08-30-2008 , 11:23 PM

#637

Mayo

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Originally Posted by StepBangin

Its scares me because I always thought Mayo was just joking about how obsessed he is with Chaucer, but since he still talks like that, it makes me scared for Chaucer

Yeah, you guys always thought that me being insanely weird was an act. LOL @ you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer

Awesome, I hope it's a really high mountaintop

We're trying to book Olympus Mons.

08-30-2008 , 11:23 PM

#638

Mayo

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Originally Posted by thac

dibs on r34

Mark it down.

08-30-2008 , 11:24 PM

#639

brian0721

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dibs on crazeeash

08-30-2008 , 11:25 PM

#640

iplayscared

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Originally Posted by iplayscared

pics of u grabbing her bewbs or it didnt happen

please respond

08-30-2008 , 11:25 PM

#641

dangeraw

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dibs on GD

08-30-2008 , 11:26 PM

#642

thac

Strummin' along

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Mark it down.

Booooom!

08-30-2008 , 11:27 PM

#643

brian0721

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we need GTD tert pic imo

08-30-2008 , 11:28 PM

#644

StepBangin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thac

dibs on r34

FML

Quote:

Originally Posted by brian0721

dibs on crazeeash

FML

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangeraw

dibs on GD

FML

08-30-2008 , 11:29 PM

#645

jmitchell42

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dibs on....... damn you all.

08-30-2008 , 11:29 PM

#646

brian0721

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i havent seen chaucer in awhile... wats odds that mayo has her locked up somewhere?

08-30-2008 , 11:29 PM

#647

StepBangin

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Originally Posted by brian0721

we need GTD tert pic imo

she told me not to poast it, sorry

Dibs on R34's sister

08-30-2008 , 11:29 PM

#648

Bluegrassplayer

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I'm gonna bring Alizee and Shannon Elizabeth

08-30-2008 , 11:29 PM

#649

StepBangin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by brian0721

i havent seen chaucer in awhile... wats odds that mayo has her locked up somewhere?

08-30-2008 , 11:29 PM

#650

brian0721

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

dibs on....... damn you all.

you get dibs on mayo

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