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09-13-2013 , 03:51 PM

#2051

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Do criminals sweat more than regular citizens?

09-13-2013 , 03:53 PM

#2052

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Do criminals sweat more than regular citizens?

I sweat a lot.

09-13-2013 , 03:55 PM

#2053

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

Ooo do like fuluck and spend like $5 dollars on her and be confused when you don't have sex tonight

Or you could just do like elrey and stay at home and masturbate.

09-13-2013 , 03:57 PM

#2054

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

you and your strange sports

09-13-2013 , 03:58 PM

#2055

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

I sweat a lot.

It's the jooooooooce

09-13-2013 , 04:00 PM

#2056

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Time for more Rachel

09-13-2013 , 04:08 PM

#2057

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedinergetsby

Headline of the millenium:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...worlds-police/

America thinks of itself as the world's police, but it's really more like the world's George Zimmerman.

Spoiler:

09-13-2013 , 04:09 PM

#2058

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Too much face paint. Nice dress tho

09-13-2013 , 04:10 PM

#2059

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Y u do dis Ulster ;(

09-13-2013 , 04:16 PM

#2060

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Why do you need another story? Why do you need any story? None of your ****ing business - that's a story.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

The dream is not dead, but I have barely played poker these last several months. My roll is on Lock and I've been waiting on a cashout since April or May? It's just kinda depressing trying to put in hours on that site, but I know I still need to be grinding... so I've been focusing on other stuff in life. Once I get that money I'll probably switch to live grind and just stack as much bread as possible.

The dream is dead fredd. Nobody plays poker anymore. Stop living in 2003 man.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

If you say so. Airports remind me why i hate people.

Everything outside your house reminds you why you hate people. Me too fwiw.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

i went to the casino tonight. did not gamble did not talk to one girl. didn't drink either

suicidal thoughts

Pretty sure this is how people act right before they shoot up a school o/s.

09-13-2013 , 04:24 PM

#2061

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Cyber-stalking is bad and you should feel bad

Shut up old man.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

yeah its called blendr. try it out... but be warned there are some scary mother fers ourt there

They call that Tinder here in USA#1

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadeLiefje

wth i thought you were busy working

Cyber-stalking is bad and you should feel bad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

you got to keep track Fredd. Are you not calling your lady friend every day?

I'll take the over on 43.5 texts per day.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Booty call probably.
Dale is swimming in pussy iirc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

that sounds gross

Don't worry Dale you'll have to get a woman wet before any swimming will happen.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

has potential.

Why ya gotta hedge all your bets bro, just admit you like the young lady

09-13-2013 , 04:27 PM

#2062

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I'll take the over on 43.5 texts per day.

We met two Saturdays ago and have 687 sent and received messages. You do the maths.

Last edited by fredd-bird; 09-13-2013 at 04:28 PM. Reason: pretty sick line tbh

09-13-2013 , 04:27 PM

#2063

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

They are trying to get me to go try some new Vietnamese place with others near the office. I told them to phở off.

09-13-2013 , 04:29 PM

#2064

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

How many times? You don't set the line AND choose the over/under.

09-13-2013 , 04:33 PM

#2065

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Jeez, 687. Even if I haven't spoke to a person in a year I can barely think of enough to say to send 5 texts.

09-13-2013 , 04:35 PM

#2066

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Abe, is game still on?

09-13-2013 , 04:35 PM

#2067

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadeLiefje

what are you saying! she's still super hot!

I'm not saying if she's hot or ever has been (obv she is/was) but the real measure of a woman's attractiveness is how well she ages. Any tart can look good at 17-22. Most of them flame out hard tho.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

I gchat every day. Is that not cool?

If you do it then def cool

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadeLiefje

how old are you?

Well, actually, that's none of your business, Madie. But I can assure you, it certainly isn't young.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Also, what is google chat/gchat?

Something plebes that aren't computer wizards like you and I use.

Quote:

Originally Posted by killa

1st post!

Likely story

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

I want to go on a date. We were talking Italian, so I might still be able to get pizza.

Gonna get so fat now that you've got a gf.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

How many times? You don't set the line AND choose the over/under.

I set and choose what I damn well please.

09-13-2013 , 04:36 PM

#2068

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Look at the legs and the faces that Rachel is pulling.

09-13-2013 , 04:38 PM

#2069

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

09-13-2013 , 04:39 PM

#2070

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Hey IWSN, how about your boy Furyk?

09-13-2013 , 04:39 PM

#2071

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Oh wait, nm.

09-13-2013 , 04:40 PM

#2072

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

09-13-2013 , 04:47 PM

#2073

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

k, i'm leaving now. carry on posting

09-13-2013 , 04:49 PM

#2074

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,534

Bye mr Greg

09-13-2013 , 04:59 PM

#2075

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

woah. she just used the two 9s three times

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