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10-07-2013 , 11:03 PM
Looks like I am:
5-0
3-2
1-4
1-4

In my ff leagues.
One of my 1-4 teams was my strongest drafts. The 5-0 team is my second strongest.
Kms
10-07-2013 , 11:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
fly in fly out worker. thats what we call the miners here fifo for sure. i though everyone knew this. i swear to god perth is another country to you people. ONE DAY I hope we will be!

that was my jiro that has been spent
they don't even mention Perth on the national news
10-07-2013 , 11:04 PM
I have a pretty elite 2011 FF auto-draft team.
10-07-2013 , 11:05 PM
Chris Johnson, Ray Rice, Matt Stafford, Jason Witten etc etc
10-07-2013 , 11:05 PM
Perth is like aids in Africa - nobody wants to talk about it
10-07-2013 , 11:06 PM
Pretty solid aiott
10-07-2013 , 11:14 PM
Pelican is strictly dickly
10-07-2013 , 11:17 PM
Pelican is goat aussie omg poster
10-07-2013 , 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
ah ok ic

$600 for gta wtf
no it's more like 400

though i can get it for 230 if i get a used ps3
10-07-2013 , 11:18 PM
lol

Last edited by -Insert Witty SN-; 10-07-2013 at 11:19 PM. Reason: @gilli oreo
10-07-2013 , 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gregorio
Pelican is goat aussie omg poster
That's not saying much.
10-07-2013 , 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackitos
Looks like I am:
5-0
3-2
1-4
1-4

In my ff leagues.
One of my 1-4 teams was my strongest drafts. The 5-0 team is my second strongest.
Kms
my GOAT draft is 1-4 **** u spiller
10-07-2013 , 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackitos
Looks like I am:
5-0
3-2
1-4
1-4

In my ff leagues.
One of my 1-4 teams was my strongest drafts. The 5-0 team is my second strongest.
Kms
there is only one league!

Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
they don't even mention Perth on the national news
fookin scumbag eastern states. all we get here is eastern news!

Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Perth is like aids in Africa - nobody wants to talk about it
so true. pisses me off
10-07-2013 , 11:23 PM
found lukes handbook to picking up women:

Quote:

“Alright chods, some of you could use some help on how to mack and succeed at parties. Mostly pledges do, but some bros could use a review. For anytime throughout the party… If you are standing by yourself at any point, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!! If you are talking to a brother of your pledge brothers when there are girls just standing around, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!!

Ok, if it is before midnight… A group of girls is standing around, grab a bro or pledge bro and go talk to them. First, introduce yourself and get their name, ask if they are having a good time, and then ask if they want anything to drink. If they say yes, walk them to the bar and tell them what we have to drink. If they say no and they look like they are in a sorority, ask them if they are in a sorority (DUH). If not, choose one of the following: where are you living, where are you from, have you been here before, how are classes going, or where all have you been tonight. Then proceed to have a conversation. IF THEY ARE HAMMERED AT ANY POINT BEFORE MIDNIGHT, JUST SKIP THE CHIT CHAT AND GO DANCE.

Midnight or after, if you have been talking for awhile and they’ve had a couple drinks, ask if they want to dance. If you see an untalked to group or a solo girl, go up to her and ask if she wants anything to drink. If she says yes, get her a drink and then ask if she wants to dance. If she says no, ask her to dance. DANCING IS FUN!!!!! Always try to dance. If she does not want to dance and is with friends, say “aw thats no fun” (or something like that) and then ask one of her friends.

Here is how to dance: Grab them on the hips with your 2 hands and then let them grind against your dick. After that slowly alternate between just putting your hand across their stomach, but make sure don’t to go to high (keep it under the boob) or too low(dont try to finger her… yet). After a song, start putting your cheek on the side of her cheek. ALWAYS USE YOUR HANDS OR ARMS TO GUIDE THEIR DANCING in order to maximize your pleasure. If she starts putting her hair over her ear, THAT MEANS SHE WANTS A KISS. Therefore, try to give her a kiss on the cheek. They usually like that and nothing really should ebcome of it. In the case, go for the neck kiss. If for some reason they aren’t down for a cheek kiss, just dance through it or say you are going to get another drink and see if they want one. And then repeat from the beginning.

If the party is going good (a.k.a. there are a lot of open girls) try to escalate cause it’s awesome. Here is how to escalate: Try to twist her hips around to face you and dance front to front. FROM THERE THE OPTIONS ARE UNLIMITED! You can make-out with her (tongue on tongue), you can stick your hand up her shirt (not right away though), you can go for a butt grab (outside or inside the shirts), or use your imagination. ALWAYS START WITH THE MAKING OUT!!!! NO RAPING.

A short guide consist of the 7 E’s of HOOKING UP! 1. Encounter (spot a girl or group of girls) 2. Engage (go up and talk to them) 3. Escalate (ask them to dance, or ask them to go up to your room or find a couch, depending on what kind of party) 4. Erection (GET HARD) 5. Excavate (should be self-explanatory) 6. Ejaculate (should also be self explanatory) 7. Expunge (send them out of your room and on their way out when you are finished. IF ANYTHING EVER FAILS, GO GET MORE ALCOHOL. I want to see everyone succeed at the next couple parties.
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10-07-2013 , 11:23 PM
gulagoregano will u make me an avy
10-07-2013 , 11:24 PM
such lucky bs falcons

Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
230 if i get a used ps3
this>>> $600 on the 29
10-07-2013 , 11:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
fookin scumbag eastern states. all we get here is eastern news
to be fair we do host 95% of the sport and our weather is better
10-07-2013 , 11:28 PM
53 yard field goal?

Nope. Never heard
10-07-2013 , 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
gulagoregano will u make me an avy
10-07-2013 , 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
to be fair we do host 95% of the sport and our weather is better
wait what?

melb is 4 seasons in one day.
10-07-2013 , 11:32 PM
jetsss lol awesome
10-07-2013 , 11:33 PM
So bad
10-07-2013 , 11:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01
wait what?

melb is 4 seasons in one day.
Queensland weather is really nice 10 months of the year

living on xmas island was very comfy. 28 degrees everyday of the year.
10-07-2013 , 11:35 PM
That's below freezing g!

      
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