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fly in fly out worker. thats what we call the miners here fifo for sure. i though everyone knew this. i swear to god perth is another country to you people. ONE DAY I hope we will be!

that was my jiro that has been spent

they don't even mention Perth on the national news

10-07-2013 , 11:04 PM

#9153

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,650

I have a pretty elite 2011 FF auto-draft team.

10-07-2013 , 11:05 PM

#9154

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,650

Chris Johnson, Ray Rice, Matt Stafford, Jason Witten etc etc

10-07-2013 , 11:05 PM

#9155

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Perth is like aids in Africa - nobody wants to talk about it

10-07-2013 , 11:06 PM

#9156

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,555

Pretty solid aiott

10-07-2013 , 11:14 PM

#9157

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,555

Pelican is strictly dickly

10-07-2013 , 11:17 PM

#9158

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Pelican is goat aussie omg poster

10-07-2013 , 11:18 PM

#9159

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

ah ok ic

$600 for gta wtf

no it's more like 400

though i can get it for 230 if i get a used ps3

10-07-2013 , 11:18 PM

#9160

-Insert Witty SN-

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lol

Last edited by -Insert Witty SN-; 10-07-2013 at 11:19 PM. Reason: @gilli oreo

10-07-2013 , 11:19 PM

#9161

fredd-bird

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Pelican is goat aussie omg poster

That's not saying much.

10-07-2013 , 11:21 PM

#9162

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Looks like I am:
5-0
3-2
1-4
1-4

In my ff leagues.

One of my 1-4 teams was my strongest drafts. The 5-0 team is my second strongest.
Kms

my GOAT draft is 1-4 **** u spiller

10-07-2013 , 11:21 PM

#9163

LuckyLuke01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Looks like I am:
5-0
3-2
1-4
1-4

In my ff leagues.

One of my 1-4 teams was my strongest drafts. The 5-0 team is my second strongest.
Kms

there is only one league!

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

they don't even mention Perth on the national news

fookin scumbag eastern states. all we get here is eastern news!

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Perth is like aids in Africa - nobody wants to talk about it

so true. pisses me off

10-07-2013 , 11:23 PM

#9164

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

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found lukes handbook to picking up women:

Quote:

“Alright chods, some of you could use some help on how to mack and succeed at parties. Mostly pledges do, but some bros could use a review. For anytime throughout the party… If you are standing by yourself at any point, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!! If you are talking to a brother of your pledge brothers when there are girls just standing around, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!!

Ok, if it is before midnight… A group of girls is standing around, grab a bro or pledge bro and go talk to them. First, introduce yourself and get their name, ask if they are having a good time, and then ask if they want anything to drink. If they say yes, walk them to the bar and tell them what we have to drink. If they say no and they look like they are in a sorority, ask them if they are in a sorority (DUH). If not, choose one of the following: where are you living, where are you from, have you been here before, how are classes going, or where all have you been tonight. Then proceed to have a conversation. IF THEY ARE HAMMERED AT ANY POINT BEFORE MIDNIGHT, JUST SKIP THE CHIT CHAT AND GO DANCE.

Midnight or after, if you have been talking for awhile and they’ve had a couple drinks, ask if they want to dance. If you see an untalked to group or a solo girl, go up to her and ask if she wants anything to drink. If she says yes, get her a drink and then ask if she wants to dance. If she says no, ask her to dance. DANCING IS FUN!!!!! Always try to dance. If she does not want to dance and is with friends, say “aw thats no fun” (or something like that) and then ask one of her friends.

Here is how to dance: Grab them on the hips with your 2 hands and then let them grind against your dick. After that slowly alternate between just putting your hand across their stomach, but make sure don’t to go to high (keep it under the boob) or too low(dont try to finger her… yet). After a song, start putting your cheek on the side of her cheek. ALWAYS USE YOUR HANDS OR ARMS TO GUIDE THEIR DANCING in order to maximize your pleasure. If she starts putting her hair over her ear, THAT MEANS SHE WANTS A KISS. Therefore, try to give her a kiss on the cheek. They usually like that and nothing really should ebcome of it. In the case, go for the neck kiss. If for some reason they aren’t down for a cheek kiss, just dance through it or say you are going to get another drink and see if they want one. And then repeat from the beginning.

If the party is going good (a.k.a. there are a lot of open girls) try to escalate cause it’s awesome. Here is how to escalate: Try to twist her hips around to face you and dance front to front. FROM THERE THE OPTIONS ARE UNLIMITED! You can make-out with her (tongue on tongue), you can stick your hand up her shirt (not right away though), you can go for a butt grab (outside or inside the shirts), or use your imagination. ALWAYS START WITH THE MAKING OUT!!!! NO RAPING.

A short guide consist of the 7 E’s of HOOKING UP! 1. Encounter (spot a girl or group of girls) 2. Engage (go up and talk to them) 3. Escalate (ask them to dance, or ask them to go up to your room or find a couch, depending on what kind of party) 4. Erection (GET HARD) 5. Excavate (should be self-explanatory) 6. Ejaculate (should also be self explanatory) 7. Expunge (send them out of your room and on their way out when you are finished. IF ANYTHING EVER FAILS, GO GET MORE ALCOHOL. I want to see everyone succeed at the next couple parties.

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10-07-2013 , 11:23 PM

#9165

-Insert Witty SN-

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gulagoregano will u make me an avy

10-07-2013 , 11:24 PM

#9166

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

such lucky bs falcons

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

230 if i get a used ps3

this>>> $600 on the 29

10-07-2013 , 11:27 PM

#9167

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

fookin scumbag eastern states. all we get here is eastern news

to be fair we do host 95% of the sport and our weather is better

10-07-2013 , 11:28 PM

#9168

JustJ46671

Low Content

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53 yard field goal?

Nope. Never heard

10-07-2013 , 11:30 PM

#9169

gregorio

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Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

gulagoregano will u make me an avy

10-07-2013 , 11:30 PM

#9170

LuckyLuke01

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,373

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

to be fair we do host 95% of the sport and our weather is better

wait what?

melb is 4 seasons in one day.

10-07-2013 , 11:32 PM

#9171

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

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jetsss lol awesome

10-07-2013 , 11:33 PM

#9172

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Ugh

10-07-2013 , 11:33 PM

#9173

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,555

So bad

10-07-2013 , 11:34 PM

#9174

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

wait what?

melb is 4 seasons in one day.

Queensland weather is really nice 10 months of the year

living on xmas island was very comfy. 28 degrees everyday of the year.

10-07-2013 , 11:35 PM

#9175

JustJ46671

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That's below freezing g!

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