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Old 07-17-2013, 10:19 PM   #101
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I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every **** I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger **** than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I ****ed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to **** a farting woman when every **** drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
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Old 07-17-2013, 10:22 PM   #102
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but wat was the humidex?
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Old 07-17-2013, 10:24 PM   #103
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anybody wanna get drunk?
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Old 07-17-2013, 10:25 PM   #104
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but wat was the humidex?
that sounds like something my grandpa wears while he sleeps
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Old 07-17-2013, 10:40 PM   #105
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The humidex (short for "humidity index") is an index number used by Canadian meteorologists to describe how hot the weather feels to the average person, by combining the effect of heat and humidity. The humidex is a unit-less number based on the dew point, but it is equivalent to dry temperature in degrees Celsius. For example, if the temperature is 30 °C (86 °F), and the calculated humidex is 40, then it indicates the humid heat feels approximately like a dry temperature of 40 °C (104 °F).

According to the Meteorological Service of Canada, a humidex of at least 30 causes "some discomfort", at least 40 causes "great discomfort" and above 45 is "dangerous". When the humidex hits 54, heat stroke is imminent.

Today humidex was 45.

You mean like America's "heat index" and "wind chill factor", amirite
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Old 07-17-2013, 10:44 PM   #106
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what is heat index? I think we used to call it that until Canadian meteorologists decided they had a better way
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Old 07-17-2013, 10:49 PM   #107
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Same thing as humidex.

Combines relative humidity and air temperature to tell you how hot it feels.
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Old 07-17-2013, 11:00 PM   #108
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There's gotta be a better way than listening to Canadian meteorologists.
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Old 07-17-2013, 11:00 PM   #109
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nham'ed it
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Old 07-17-2013, 11:06 PM   #110
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There's gotta be a better way than listening to Canadian meteorologists.
There are. You could, for example, stick your face out the window to see if it gets wet.
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Old 07-17-2013, 11:06 PM   #111
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Old 07-17-2013, 11:33 PM   #112
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i like to imagine clowney going **** your life right as he hits him
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Old 07-17-2013, 11:38 PM   #113
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As I don't know whether to **** or go blind, perhaps I shall do both.
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Old 07-18-2013, 01:51 AM   #114
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Old 07-18-2013, 02:04 AM   #115
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nhamd it
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Old 07-18-2013, 02:07 AM   #116
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jj is pretty used to that tho
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Old 07-18-2013, 04:04 AM   #117
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rory should withdrawal from this one just for ****s & giggles
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Old 07-18-2013, 04:04 AM   #118
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mornin'
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Old 07-18-2013, 04:45 AM   #119
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update: still taste monster :s
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Old 07-18-2013, 05:11 AM   #120
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Don't even ****in try and say. Sooooo nice yet again. Are we even in the uk? What is dis
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Old 07-18-2013, 06:13 AM   #121
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Old 07-18-2013, 06:23 AM   #122
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update: still taste monster :s
Brain tumors often manifest as a nasty metallic taste (monster energy drink). Coupled with the increased ocular pressure and frequent fugue states, prudence dictates additional considerations.
Do you also, occasionally catch a whiff of burning hair?
Have you been intimate with ATC?
I suggest a c/t scan, mammogram, and anal probe...just to be thorough.
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Old 07-18-2013, 06:31 AM   #123
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Re-bed seems about right.
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Old 07-18-2013, 06:33 AM   #124
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Old 07-18-2013, 07:48 AM   #125
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Hooray. More rain today!!
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