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that's tough bro.

my mum and dad split when I was 2 but I've never seen them fight. they are pretty chill and can have a laugh. there wasn't custody issues and I enjoy hanging out with either one so I guess I got lucky with my folks.

nice.. divorce bros

Last edited by LuckyLuke01; 09-03-2013 at 10:33 AM. Reason: your the only one who gets gets me

09-03-2013 , 10:32 AM

#9877

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

pics?

Last edited by pelicanpoker; 09-03-2013 at 10:33 AM. Reason: That was actually a Rodney Dangerfield quote

09-03-2013 , 10:45 AM

#9878

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

I wanna go to a pirate party

swashbuckler?

i barely knew 'er

09-03-2013 , 11:01 AM

#9879

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Got a step this up...it's 11 am!

09-03-2013 , 11:04 AM

#9880

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Catalytic converter is busted
$800 to replace

Dammit

09-03-2013 , 11:08 AM

#9881

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Last

09-03-2013 , 11:09 AM

#9882

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,411

i need a massarge

09-03-2013 , 11:09 AM

#9883

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

I'm sure he just wakes you up early to spend time with you.

We do have a lot of fun, but he's waking up early now cuz he just started sleeping through the night, so he's really hungry in the morning.

09-03-2013 , 11:10 AM

#9884

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Any of y'all go to the black gay right festival over the weekend?

09-03-2013 , 11:10 AM

#9885

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Try intermittent fasting, then SS + GOMAD imo

09-03-2013 , 11:10 AM

#9886

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

We do have a lot of fun, but he's waking up early now cuz he just started sleeping through the night, so he's really hungry in the morning.

The correct answer is:

Pancakes

09-03-2013 , 11:11 AM

#9887

JustJ46671

Low Content

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And bacon, obv.

09-03-2013 , 11:13 AM

#9888

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Children, specifically babby chirren, are not my forte.

09-03-2013 , 11:14 AM

#9889

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

If you ain't first, you're last.

09-03-2013 , 11:16 AM

#9890

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

If you ain't first, you're last.

You need to adjust the field, consider organic growth and 21st century attrition, and reevaluate your hypothesis.

09-03-2013 , 11:34 AM

#9891

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

just got back from the hospital. my dad just died.

Sorry to hear that, man.

Let's go to Vegas and get ****ed up and bang some chicks.

09-03-2013 , 11:37 AM

#9892

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Try intermittent fasting, then SS + GOMAD imo

GOMAD is pretty rough on the stomach.

And milk is full of hormones.

09-03-2013 , 11:37 AM

#9893

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Sorry to hear that, man.

Let's go to Vegas and get ****ed up and bang some chicks.

not a bad plan.

09-03-2013 , 11:40 AM

#9894

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

GOMAD is pretty rough on the stomach.

And milk is full of hormones.

Obv a baby can't handle a gallon of milk a day anyways. That's the joke.

So is your endocrine system.

09-03-2013 , 11:42 AM

#9895

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

I wanna go to a pirate party

I want you to go to the gfy party

09-03-2013 , 11:42 AM

#9896

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,362

must get to last page

09-03-2013 , 11:45 AM

#9897

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Seeing this pic can there be any doubt that USA#1 >>>>>>>>> AUS#42

09-03-2013 , 11:47 AM

#9898

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

GOMAD is pretty rough on the stomach.

And milk is full of hormones.

I declare fuluck the Health guru of omgomgomg. Sorry fredd.

09-03-2013 , 11:55 AM

#9899

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

not a bad plan.

How does Oct sound?

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Obv a baby can't handle a gallon of milk a day anyways. That's the joke.

So is your endocrine system.

At least I won't develop man boobs anytime soon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I declare fuluck the Health guru of omgomgomg. Sorry fredd.

Now that Giz is gone, I can reign supreme.

09-03-2013 , 11:59 AM

#9900

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

i like milk and i've never heard of GOMAD, so suck it

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