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08-29-2013 , 02:46 PM

#8951

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Dog is shivering a lot right now and hasn't really eaten much at all today.

08-29-2013 , 02:52 PM

#8952

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

Dog is shivering a lot right now and hasn't really eaten much at all today.

Ur bad example

08-29-2013 , 02:57 PM

#8953

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

Dog is shivering a lot right now and hasn't really eaten much at all today.

Some bucky should do the trick

08-29-2013 , 03:00 PM

#8954

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Try hitting it.

08-29-2013 , 03:11 PM

#8955

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I trim my toenails every 3 months whether I need to or not.

They must get long after 3 months. Or do you trim them inbetween anyhow but on the first of March, June, September and December you trim them anyway, even if they would be bloody stumps?

08-29-2013 , 03:20 PM

#8956

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

My toenails seem to barely grow.

Fingernails on the other hand grow like a mofo.

08-29-2013 , 03:22 PM

#8957

fredd-bird

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I bite my nails. I pretty much "trim" them every day.

08-29-2013 , 03:37 PM

#8958

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

New PM from Mike H

Stop posting the Mike H meme?

08-29-2013 , 03:49 PM

#8959

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,535

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

I bite my nails. I pretty much "trim" them every day.

Word

08-29-2013 , 04:06 PM

#8960

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

#teamnailbiters

08-29-2013 , 04:06 PM

#8961

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

08-29-2013 , 04:13 PM

#8962

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

ayo m8s, you remember that bird from earlier? Anyway, we've been carrying on a conversation most of the day.

Quote:

me:
I know my name on here says "Fredd", but that's just a nickname and you can call me [redacted]. What's your name?

her:
Lafawnda

me:
I've never met a Lafawnda before. I guess that name should've been obvious since I've been chatting with a babe all day.

her:
If you can guess my middle name you'll get brownie points

So, does anyone know the middle name of Lafwanda from Napolean Dynamite? Or at least a good way to flip it around or something. I'm a little lost and google was no help. In before the crosspost in OOT.

08-29-2013 , 04:14 PM

#8963

fredd-bird

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I think it might be SUFTUM, but am not sure.

08-29-2013 , 04:22 PM

#8964

elrey

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Too obvious with the 'babe' comment. Good idea with the complement, but needs to be more subtle

08-29-2013 , 04:28 PM

#8965

Mayo

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

Napoleon Dynamite sucks, and I'm really glad that it's been largely forgotten and what's-his-face didn't turn into a big star to ruin movies for decades to come.

08-29-2013 , 04:28 PM

#8966

fredd-bird

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

Too obvious with the 'babe' comment. Good idea with the complement, but needs to be more subtle

08-29-2013 , 04:34 PM

#8967

fredd-bird

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FWIW, I was standing in the line at Subway about to order my sub when I came up with that. She's a white girl, so I doubt her name is actually Lafawnda and Napoleon Dynamite was the only Lafawnda I knew about. So I went with that line, which was almost a direct quote from the movie. I wasn't trying to directly compliment her looks, but it seems she was maybe fishign for a compliment.

08-29-2013 , 04:44 PM

#8968

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

That's my middle name too.

08-29-2013 , 05:03 PM

#8969

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I crushed it at pool tonight boys.

08-29-2013 , 05:10 PM

#8970

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

That's my middle name too.

Maybe you two are related.

08-29-2013 , 05:10 PM

#8971

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Do all that work and then you go and eat all those god damn carbs.

08-29-2013 , 05:12 PM

#8972

fredd-bird

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Carbohydrates are a necessary part of a healthy diet.

08-29-2013 , 05:30 PM

#8973

fuluck

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,532

Carbs have no essential nutrients and do not have the satiety that fats do.

08-29-2013 , 05:34 PM

#8974

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

I don't know if I like Napoleon Dynamite. The film sucked hard, but there was something just so "wtf" about it that you kind of have to like it.

08-29-2013 , 05:38 PM

#8975

fredd-bird

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fuluck

Carbs have no essential nutrients and do not have the satiety that fats do.

Glucose tho.

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