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08-27-2013 , 08:27 AM
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I wrote my wedding, my vows, and some remarks for our kids.
Ad-libbed most of it, when the time came.

#stand-upmatrimony
08-27-2013 , 08:30 AM
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How did you ad-lib remarks for your kids? Sounds complicated. Was there a series of wires involved?
08-27-2013 , 08:53 AM
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I put on my robe and husband hat
08-27-2013 , 08:56 AM
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The Mrs wanted me to include the chirren, so I said something sage to each of them.
Must have been good, cuz they are still behaving. Mostly.
08-27-2013 , 09:05 AM
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Vacant... with a hint of sadness
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The fear of death will wear off soon
08-27-2013 , 09:09 AM
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Fear of death? I thought I just had to take a ****.
08-27-2013 , 09:38 AM
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I think there's only like a 97.4% chance I live until next tuesday, which is relatively low.
08-27-2013 , 10:02 AM
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08-27-2013 , 10:32 AM
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08-27-2013 , 10:53 AM
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08-27-2013 , 10:59 AM
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dafuq?
08-27-2013 , 11:12 AM
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Feel cured after 18+ hours in bed.
08-27-2013 , 11:16 AM
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back #onit yet?
08-27-2013 , 11:17 AM
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Mates birthday tonight and people are trying to convince me to go #OTN so it's very possible but I still feel pretty ropey.
08-27-2013 , 11:18 AM
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Rapey
08-27-2013 , 11:46 AM
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quit bein a bitch
08-27-2013 , 01:01 PM
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Abe caught the polio.
08-27-2013 , 01:08 PM
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Dammit!
Didn't think that was gonna be a world record contending fart until about 37 seconds in.
08-27-2013 , 01:34 PM
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Drugs are bad...
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08-27-2013 , 01:37 PM
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I think Imma take it easy on the sauce for awhile.
08-27-2013 , 01:57 PM
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quit bein a bitch
08-27-2013 , 02:11 PM
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Good for you fuluck.
08-27-2013 , 02:14 PM
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pub crawl tonight
08-27-2013 , 02:24 PM
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I got blackout drunk in Athens the other night and was hungover all day the following day. It was not a good feeling.
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