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Old 07-17-2013, 05:29 PM   #51
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Old 07-17-2013, 05:29 PM   #52
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a lot of people from here have/rent places in florida. why florida of all places
Old people love the heat and crocodiles.
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Old 07-17-2013, 05:33 PM   #53
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Old 07-17-2013, 05:33 PM   #54
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She also had unlimited old person dating pool
for men yes. for women this isnt normally the case. my grandparents live in a old person community (forreal like 10k people, own fire dept and everything) and its like 9k women 1k men. men die before women, leaving mostly old widowed women. if youre a man into that tho, its like shooting retarded fish in a plastic bag.
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Old 07-17-2013, 05:33 PM   #55
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My dad's aunt in ft Lauderdale lived on a canal with a gator. Never got to see it though
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Old 07-17-2013, 05:35 PM   #56
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. if youre a man into that tho, its like shooting retarded fish in a plastic bag.
Interesting approach to dating
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Old 07-17-2013, 05:37 PM   #57
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Did you know that all alligators are crocodiles but not all rectangles are squares?

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Old 07-17-2013, 05:38 PM   #58
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Interesting approach to dating
its gotten me results but i wouldnt recommend it to everyone
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Old 07-17-2013, 05:44 PM   #59
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Old 07-17-2013, 05:51 PM   #60
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9:1 you say..
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Old 07-17-2013, 05:52 PM   #61
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my mouth tastes like i just drank a monster but i havent had a monster in months and only drank coffee/water today
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Old 07-17-2013, 06:13 PM   #62
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i'll believe it when i taste your mouth
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Old 07-17-2013, 06:14 PM   #63
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quite a pickup line
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Old 07-17-2013, 06:24 PM   #64
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Old 07-17-2013, 06:27 PM   #65
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coffee : puke:
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Old 07-17-2013, 06:39 PM   #66
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wat

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Old 07-17-2013, 06:43 PM   #67
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Did not know Twitty was a father
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Old 07-17-2013, 06:48 PM   #68
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My dad's aunt in ft Lauderdale lived on a canal with a gator. Never got to see it though
My grandma took us to see the gators in some swamp in hilton head.

She would park her car on the grass, so the state put up posts to stop it. Jerks.
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Old 07-17-2013, 06:49 PM   #69
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Old 07-17-2013, 07:02 PM   #70
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I have yet to see a gator down here. I guess i need to go farther inland or something.
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Old 07-17-2013, 07:44 PM   #71
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Stfu Abe.
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Old 07-17-2013, 08:06 PM   #72
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Old 07-17-2013, 08:18 PM   #73
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We got a gator in one of the parks round here. 8 footer, if reports are to be believed. Lives along a running trail in the greenway. All fun and games till a citizen gets his schnauzer bit off.
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Old 07-17-2013, 08:53 PM   #74
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Gator tastes pretty good tho
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Old 07-17-2013, 08:56 PM   #75
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like chicken?
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