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08-20-2013 , 02:03 PM

#7401

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

At least the air force hasn't changed mayo

08-20-2013 , 02:06 PM

#7402

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Like they say, "You can take the sexually repressed and confused, psuedo-intellectual , country bumpkin out of Kentucky, but you can't kick him out of the Air Force for failing PT tests."

08-20-2013 , 02:08 PM

#7403

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

08-20-2013 , 02:09 PM

#7404

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Look.

I am wondering a lot at different times these days, if I, am in fact gay and if all my failed relationships are just gods way of saying: "Hiya hey there, get a dick in your stinky ass already".

Anyway, I always come to the conclusion that I've never seen, and I mean like ever in the entire universe, nothing more beautiful than a nice, tight, shaven pussy and a pair of tits to come along.

So **** YOU GOD!

08-20-2013 , 02:14 PM

#7405

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,365

Do you think Justin Bwieber is hot?

08-20-2013 , 02:16 PM

#7406

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

08-20-2013 , 02:17 PM

#7407

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

So **** YOU GOD!

God is a dude, just sayin.

08-20-2013 , 02:18 PM

#7408

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

"Hiya hey there, get a dick in your stinky ass already".

you mean you've never tried? Dude how are you meant to know if you're gay or not if you haven't had a penis in your butt. That's like level one stuff. Try it and see how u feel

08-20-2013 , 02:25 PM

#7409

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

So.
The bathroom at our work doesn't have exhaust fans.

I'm sitting here minding my own business, taking a hot nasty rancid dump.

Someone walks in. They walk to the urinal, and then I hear a really low "ohmagahd" and they leave before even unzipping.

Victory!

08-20-2013 , 02:28 PM

#7410

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I think we call them windows.

08-20-2013 , 02:44 PM

#7411

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

Like they say, "You can take the sexually repressed and confused, psuedo-intellectual , country bumpkin out of Kentucky, but you can't kick him out of the Air Force for failing PT tests."

Dubious

08-20-2013 , 02:46 PM

#7412

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

I miss pooping at work.

08-20-2013 , 02:58 PM

#7413

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I have decided I am going to do juggling

08-20-2013 , 03:01 PM

#7414

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,317

one does not simply DO juggling.

08-20-2013 , 03:02 PM

#7415

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

taleb? or who?

this is one of the hidden invasive problems of our time. ive even read an entire book about this problem. plus know a decent amount anyways this area....

hey tell me more about your thots on the econ phd thingy sometime pumpkin

ive even read an entire book about this problem.

08-20-2013 , 03:02 PM

#7416

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I've never done it before and just practiced for 5 minutes and I got like 6 in a row so I'm pretty sure I could go pro after another hour or so.

08-20-2013 , 03:06 PM

#7417

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Dubious

I've never actually heard anyone say that.

08-20-2013 , 03:07 PM

#7418

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

I've never actually heard anyone say that.

Daisy and I say that a ton.

08-20-2013 , 03:09 PM

#7419

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'll bet you do

08-20-2013 , 03:13 PM

#7420

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

I've juggled. With sanity, life and death, balls.

I've danced. With sanity, life and death, balls.

08-20-2013 , 03:14 PM

#7421

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

taleb? or who?

this is one of the hidden invasive problems of our time. ive even read an entire book about this problem. plus know a decent amount anyways this area....

hey tell me more about your thots on the econ phd thingy sometime pumpkin

wow kys