id b ruff w her tho ]

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mornin'

This dude figured life out

I have an ear infection. Probably from swimming at the beach. Lame.

That's because you DID NOT figure life out

Lame indeed.

Pro tip - always put some cotton in ears for several minutes after swimming/diving if day is windy

Life sucks. End of story.

No it's not.

The story ends.

Bryce really killed omg last night

i learned a lot about fish tho

Funny thing is that Beau got banned when he did that.

Aye, Monday, wtf.

Bump

Did he intentionally skip sharks?
I may have grunched over a post or two, but I think it speaks to some sort of aversion he has to sharks in general.
That's speciesist!

LOLSTRALIA

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/9060...rom-mans-penis

Doctors in Australia have removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man's penis after a bizarre sexual mishap. The 70-year-old arrived at the Canberra Hospital emergency department with a bleeding sexual organ. He told doctors he had inserted the 10cm dining fork into his urethra almost 12 hours earlier in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification. But the utensil became stuck.

'The fork was not visible but doctors were able to feel it from the outside and X-rays showed its position. Doctors considered several retrieval options before deciding to pull the fork free using forceps and "copious lubrication" while the patient was under a general anaesthetic. The elderly patient was then sent home.

After that horror story, have a duckling trying to stay awake

The best part of waking up.... Is nothing

lol
That's the first thing that I think of when I want to achieve sexual gratification.




I regret waking up also

Thinly veiled '11 cm penis' barg.