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08-14-2013 , 08:18 AM

#6226

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Sounds perfect.

Well done, sir.

08-14-2013 , 08:19 AM

#6227

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

First beer.

GREEN AND WHITE ARMY!

08-14-2013 , 08:21 AM

#6228

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

I submit we need a conception TR thread from mikelle.

08-14-2013 , 08:25 AM

#6229

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

First beer.

Flase

08-14-2013 , 08:55 AM

#6230

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikelle

oh, and good thing is that they are not from the same egg so they won't be spookie like in 99% movies I've seen!

it's like two pregnancies in one - awesome! fistpump.gif

Sucks to be you really, you only got to sex her once for the price of two kids.

The smart people sex their girlfriend twice to get two kids.

08-14-2013 , 09:16 AM

#6231

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

Sucks to be you really, you only got to sex her once for the price of two kids.

The smart people sex their girlfriend twice to get two kids.

Well, doctor said "No sex for some time" but in doctors language...

08-14-2013 , 09:20 AM

#6232

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Crazy third world doctors

08-14-2013 , 09:30 AM

#6233

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Imagine them both coming out at the same time. That vag will be ruined for life. Find yourself a new woman imo

08-14-2013 , 09:32 AM

#6234

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

There's chance there are 3.

How about that, ha, hap?

Spoiler:

08-14-2013 , 09:40 AM

#6235

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

omg, what have I done

08-14-2013 , 09:45 AM

#6236

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

do both you and your girlfriend have large head circumferences? I'd get measured up. Cos imagine if you both had larger than average heads, your two or three spawn will also have large heads.

They will be vag destroyers.

08-14-2013 , 09:54 AM

#6237

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

for real - 95% of a time twins are deliverd with a cesarean section and triplets 100% of a time.

also, chances for triplets (in lol crazy 3rdwrld doctor language) is quite quite small, almost impossible. but still, there's something out there...

08-14-2013 , 09:57 AM

#6238

elrey

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,535

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

First beer.

GREEN AND WHITE ARMY!

Aye laddie, it's 7am tho

08-14-2013 , 09:58 AM

#6239

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikelle

Then DEMAND a natural birth with no painkillers etc. Say it's your religion or something.

08-14-2013 , 09:59 AM

#6240

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Thor would be proud

08-14-2013 , 10:11 AM

#6241

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Watching "the man who fell to earth"
I gotta get a job. :banghead:

08-14-2013 , 10:19 AM

#6242

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Jobs are rough. Talked to another stubborn Indian already this morning.

08-14-2013 , 10:41 AM

#6243

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Moved our department's desks around ready for our 2 new starters.

08-14-2013 , 10:44 AM

#6244

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

pics of the fresh meat?

08-14-2013 , 10:54 AM

#6245

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

congrats mikelle.

08-14-2013 , 10:55 AM

#6246

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

08-14-2013 , 10:59 AM

#6247

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

tnx!

funny/or not that funny fact: none of my IRL friends know this yet

gotta go, later guys (wave)

08-14-2013 , 11:01 AM

#6248

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikelle

tnx!

funny/or not that funny fact: none of my IRL friends know this yet

gotta go tell 'em all, later guys (wave)

fyp

08-14-2013 , 11:15 AM

#6249

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

pics of the fresh meat?

Not started aorn, but soon.jpg

08-14-2013 , 11:17 AM

#6250

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Russia -1 goal vs N. Iron tonight is EVS. It's free money but I can't bet on it. Could never anti-sweat my wee country.

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