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08-13-2013 , 08:07 AM

#5976

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

dafuq? I had a dream I was driving by a golf course on my morning commute and I saw Tigahhhh walking/playing. I stopped to take a picture and told him to slam some pussy while he was in town. He nodded in approval.

08-13-2013 , 08:08 AM

#5977

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

std

08-13-2013 , 08:09 AM

#5978

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

I can only imagine the moisture content those courses must get

08-13-2013 , 08:14 AM

#5979

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Is dreaming about tiger...ghey?

08-13-2013 , 08:15 AM

#5980

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Confirmed. The grass is so good cos of our ****ey weather that's why we have so many GOAT courses ldo.

08-13-2013 , 08:25 AM

#5981

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Ummmm no

I guess you can read on the toilet but not while vomiting.

08-13-2013 , 08:27 AM

#5982

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Puking makes you feel so much worse than ****ting ainec

08-13-2013 , 08:29 AM

#5983

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Is dreaming about tiger...ghey?

I dont' even watch golf, so it's certainly out of character.

08-13-2013 , 08:30 AM

#5984

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by elrey

honestly i have no idea how much junior enlisted members of the air force make. im guessing you clear 80/90k after taxes right?

Privates and low ranking military people make like 20-40k/year afaik

08-13-2013 , 08:30 AM

#5985

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

I blame Brickie

08-13-2013 , 08:41 AM

#5986

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

but have you ever puked and shat at the same time?

08-13-2013 , 08:45 AM

#5987

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Yes

08-13-2013 , 08:48 AM

#5988

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

what's it like?

08-13-2013 , 08:53 AM

#5989

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

08-13-2013 , 08:54 AM

#5990

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Well. If you honestly think about it. You're either going poop yourself or vomit on yourself. There is no real way around those facts unless you're naked and in a standing position. Possibly in the shower.

08-13-2013 , 08:56 AM

#5991

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,338

No trash cans in Texas bathrooms, everyone's solid.

08-13-2013 , 08:59 AM

#5992

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

shower definitely seems to be the optimal play

08-13-2013 , 09:01 AM

#5993

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

No trash cans in Texas bathrooms, everyone's solid.

In the true spirit of pooping and vomiting at the same time, you don't expect one of them and there is usually no time to grab a trashcan. Besides, my trashcan is pure ivory. I ain't vomiting in that thing! You know how many elephants we had to have killed?