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08-05-2013 , 07:55 AM
Something wicked this way comes.

From my bowels.
08-05-2013 , 08:09 AM
Way to go New York

And for the non-clickers:

A bird poo facial is available in a luxury spa in New York.

Shizuka New York skincare salon offers a traditional Japanese treatment which uses imported Asian nightingale excrement mixed with rice bran.

It costs $180 (£120) for each treatment.

Over 100 men and women visit the spa each month for the facial, which claims to keep the face smooth due to an enzyme in the poo which gently exfoliates the skin.

Spa owner Shizuka Bernstein refers to the treatment as a Geisha Facial and has been offering it for around five years.
08-05-2013 , 08:11 AM
go down the town and hang out under doorways and you can get it for free.
08-05-2013 , 08:12 AM
More like ****zuka
08-05-2013 , 08:13 AM
*yawn*
08-05-2013 , 08:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
go down the town and hang out under doorways and you can get it for free.
Are you talking about bird poop or sex?
08-05-2013 , 08:25 AM
**** work
08-05-2013 , 08:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutant K12
Honeymoon is over. Vacation has started.
Both are over by 3:45 today.

08-05-2013 , 08:34 AM
At least the marriage isn't, amirite?
08-05-2013 , 08:38 AM
i would hope not, only just got going
08-05-2013 , 09:02 AM
lolmarriage
08-05-2013 , 10:50 AM
Hap killed it
08-05-2013 , 10:59 AM
time of death 3:02pm
08-05-2013 , 11:00 AM
CEST
08-05-2013 , 11:05 AM
Witty I was all kinds of drank last night. I'm a self-sabotaging fool.
08-05-2013 , 11:11 AM
Who were you drinking with?
08-05-2013 , 11:11 AM
it's ok start anew today
08-05-2013 , 11:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap
time of death 3:02pm
NO ONE TOLD YOU TO CALL IT
08-05-2013 , 11:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
it's ok start anew today
how is ur sXe august (makeup)
08-05-2013 , 11:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da33le
Who were you drinking with?
By myself at the bar, then a few people at my place.
Quote:
Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
it's ok start anew today
I think I will.
08-05-2013 , 11:23 AM
Who wants to hire me as a DJ
08-05-2013 , 11:25 AM
Dayum you so cool.
08-05-2013 , 11:26 AM
Post a sample first
08-05-2013 , 11:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Abe008
Who wants to hire me as a DJ
Do you play anything other than Hardwell?

      
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