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07-19-2013 , 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
HOW FAR THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN,

I USED TO DREAM OF MAKING THE COVER OF ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE, AS IT USED TO BE THE ULTIMATE STATEMENT OF LEGITIMACY FOR AN ASPIRING MUSICIAN AND IT MEANT THAT YOU HAD REALLY MADE IT. OVER THE PAST 5 YEARS, ROLLING STONE HAS BECOME LESS AND LESS ABOUT MUSIC, AND HAS BECOME MORE AND MORE ABOUT BULL****, POP CULTURE NONSENSE. EVEN THOUGH MANY OF US MAY NOT CARE FOR IT, WE WERE ABLE TO LIVE WITH IT…UNTIL THIS.

YOU…DARE…TO…PUT…THE…IMAGE…OF…THE…BOSTON…BOMBER…ON… THE…****ING…COVER…OF…YOUR…MAGAZINE!!!!????
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR ULTRA-LIBERAL, SYMPATHETIC TO A FAULT, ****ING MINDS???
YOU HAVE NOT ONLY SUCCEEDED IN BLATANTLY INSULTING AND DISHONORING THE VICTIMS AND FAMILIES WHOSE LIVES WERE FOREVER EFFECTED BY THIS RABID ANIMAL, BUT YOU HAVE NOW GLORIFIED HIS COWARDLY AND UNFORGIVABLE ACT. WHY? BECAUSE IT WILL SELL MAGAZINES? BECAUSE IT WILL CREATE CONTROVERSY? BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY DO SYMPATHIZE WITH THIS ABHORRENT, COWARDLY, PIECE OF ****? YOU HAVE MADE IT ATTRACTIVE AND VALIDATED THE ACT, TO A WHOLE NEW GENERATION OF WANNA BE TERRORISTS SEEKING MARTYRDOM AND INFAMY. YOU, AND YOUR KIND ARE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE THINK THAT THEY CAN GO OUT “IN A BLAZE OF GLORY” WHILE MURDERING INNOCENTS. HONESTLY, AND I MEAN THIS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART…GO…****…YOURSELVES.

THE NEXT TERRORIST/MURDERING INCIDENT, BE IT ANOTHER BOMBER, OR A MADMAN WITH AN ASSAULT RIFLE, UNLEASHING FIRE UPON A SCHOOL FULL OF CHILDREN, IS ON YOU.

MAY YOUR CONSCIENCES (IF YOU EVEN HAVE THEM) WIEGH IMMEASURABLE HEAVY ON YOU FOR THE REST FO YOUR LIVES. I CONDEMN THIS ACT, THIS NOTION, AND THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF **** ****ING RAG OF A MAGAZINE. MAY THE POWERS THAT BE HAVE MERCY UPON YOUR SOULS, BECAUSE THE NEXT TIME SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS, I ASSURE YOU, THE WORLD WONT.

-GO TO HELL
07-19-2013 , 04:33 PM
No way in hell that woman reads Rolling Stone anyway.
07-19-2013 , 04:37 PM
The food was meh the company was meh but I had the steak and it was free so can't complain.
07-19-2013 , 04:37 PM
+91 points in OFC today
07-19-2013 , 04:37 PM
loooooool @ that rant.




fun fact otd: FISA courtsurveillance reques approval to denialrecord since i believe the patriot act is 20,000+ to 10




10.
07-19-2013 , 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
No way in hell that woman reads Rolling Stone anyway.
she probably reads it for the articles
07-19-2013 , 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Abe008
+91 points in OFC today
$3k per point?
07-19-2013 , 04:58 PM
£1
07-19-2013 , 05:02 PM
Best poker video of all times:

07-19-2013 , 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
Sure, rub that **** in my face. *******.

Is this a good time for my "CompTIA is worthless and I hate them" rant, or should I wait?
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Originally Posted by Mayo
How the **** could a tech cert EVER be "for life", anyway? Tech changes! And the CompTIA tests are already out of date when they're written. Fun fact: If you took A+ tomorrow, all your questions would be about Windows ****ing XP.

Their tests are completely bogus. EVIDENCE: The Air Force mandates Sec+ for its new network technicians, so they gave us all a two week cram course before we graduated tech school. We all passed the test despite having no ideas and no experience with any actual practical security ****. The test demonstrates absolutely nothing.

And they just gouge the **** out of their customers. The test itself is like $200, I think. (IDK exactly. The gummint paid mine.) And then they make you (or, in my case, the Air Force) pay them money every year to renew the cert you already have, even though they don't actually make you verify your abilities in any way. Once you have a cert, it's basically "Pay us $X/year, and we'll continue to tell people that you're a qualified security technician even though we don't actually know that since it's been three years since you passed our bull**** test that was already antiquated even then."

The whole goddamn company is a scam, and I have no idea why anyone in IT (especially government IT) values their certs at all. **** CompTIA.
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Originally Posted by Mayo
Also, they gave out a gazillion of those certs "for life," and then years later tried to charge people renewal fees or make them retest on those "for life" certs. It took a massive chorus of the Low Keys of the world calling out "fuuuuuuuuccckkkk yoooooooooooooouuuuuu" to get them to back off of that ****.

FUN FACT: I got my Sec+ like six months after the "for life" program ended, so now I'm supposed to jump through all the ****ing hoops to recertify and have the government pay my dues. But my Sec+ expires like three weeks before I separate from the Air Force, so I simply do not give a flying ****.

Eat ****, CompTIA.
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Originally Posted by Mayo
Another FUN FACT: When I took the test, they gave me nothin'. The screen said "you passed!" and I was told to leave. I never got the printout saying that I passed or what my login for their ******ed-ass online cert website was. Then they insisted FOR LITERALLY TWO YEARS that I never took the test. Eventually I found out it was because they would not believe that "Keesler AFB, MS" and "Biloxi, MS" were actually the same place, and I kept answering the wrong one when they asked me what city I took the test in every time I called them at their phone number where no one ever answered and actually somehow got to talk to a human being.

**** off and die, CompTIA.
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Originally Posted by Mayo
They also could not interpret "I took it at Keesler Air Force Base, in Biloxi, Mississippi."

HOW MUCH SIMPLER CAN I MAKE THAT???
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Originally Posted by Mayo
You are way low-balling these prices. If you charge $20+$5, no one will care about your cert. But if you charge $600+$150, then people will think your cert is amazing and you'll be able to sell a whole bunch of 'em.

I am not even kidding.
07-19-2013 , 05:18 PM
Did I mention my Microsoft Certified Professional cert was for life, too?

Last edited by Low Key; 07-19-2013 at 05:18 PM. Reason: that might be true for everyone tho
07-19-2013 , 05:21 PM
LK are you an anarchist or just don't vote?

Abe, wtf, you can't go busto fast enough at those stakes
07-19-2013 , 05:22 PM
About to nom this
07-19-2013 , 05:22 PM
those are some weird shriveled vaginas on that salad

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LK are you an anarchist or just don't vote?
neither
07-19-2013 , 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
fun fact otd: FISA courtsurveillance reques approval to denialrecord since i believe the patriot act is 20,000+ to 10




10.
what the **** does that even mean
07-19-2013 , 05:30 PM
he was trying to be sneaky with his cell phone usage while working the window at the bank
07-19-2013 , 05:35 PM
are banks not requiring english speaking abilities anymore
07-19-2013 , 05:38 PM
you might be too old to remember this, but you could string together some really bizarre sentences trying to be sneaky and use t9 on a cell phone. also i assume witty uses a cell phone that has t9 still, but since he tries to 'be bout dat life' i assume he uses nothing but burners.
07-19-2013 , 05:42 PM
chiraq tho
07-19-2013 , 05:43 PM
I''ve got drunk home alone drinking whiskey and listening to Rodriguez. and it's early. Is going to the bar alone with the sole intention of trying to pull (trying to 'hook up' for you yanks) in bad taste? Considering it.
07-19-2013 , 05:46 PM
IT MEANS THE ****ING FISA COURT APPROVED 20,000+ REQUESTS FOR SURVEILLANCE AND REJECTED ONLY 10 OF THEM JESUS UCKING CHRIST

ya ok elrey stick w ur iphone cuz its hip ill be over here with my superior Android technology
07-19-2013 , 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
IT MEANS THE ****ING FISA COURT APPROVED 20,000+ REQUESTS FOR SURVEILLANCE AND REJECTED ONLY 10 OF THEM JESUS UCKING CHRIST
you coulda just said that the first time
07-19-2013 , 05:56 PM
i understood you witty, these chumps just aint down with the lingo
07-19-2013 , 05:57 PM
howd rory do today?
07-19-2013 , 05:58 PM
If they want to spy on me I say go for it. They're gonna need a strong stomach tho

      
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