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05-03-2013 , 11:27 AM
I will try harder next time
05-03-2013 , 11:27 AM
i don't like Pepsi
05-03-2013 , 11:28 AM
It tastes like bad cola
05-03-2013 , 11:28 AM
like really sweet and not edgy
05-03-2013 , 11:29 AM
o you weren't even talking about pepsi
05-03-2013 , 11:30 AM
i think i might have actually seen that one then
05-03-2013 , 11:30 AM
yeah zero tastes like pepsi
05-03-2013 , 11:30 AM
They should all be ass rapes with a bottle of cola amirite
05-03-2013 , 11:31 AM
AMIRITE
05-03-2013 , 11:31 AM
Somethings wrong
05-03-2013 , 11:32 AM
they're wrong
05-03-2013 , 11:41 AM
BRAG: R34 just added me as a friend on Facebook.
05-03-2013 , 11:42 AM
Steve stop raggin on Xbox.
05-03-2013 , 11:43 AM
05-03-2013 , 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
i don't like Pepsi
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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
It tastes like bad cola
Get friend to put Coke and Pepsi in classes when you aren't looking. Taste each. You're welcome.
05-03-2013 , 11:46 AM
So today I drove on Italian roads for the first time ever, and it was great. I was driving a military-owned F-350*, and I tried to make like a 2 degree turn at about 15mph, and the entire truck proceeded to spin out underneath me for about 120 degrees, and I ended up facing a very surprised Italian guy who was kind enough to not run the **** into me.

Throughout the spin, the only thought in my head was "Hey, is this one of those trucks that we're not supposed to take off base because it's not licensed in Italy?" Turns out it was, so it's a good damn thing that guy didn't hit me.

*Or something similar. Whatever it was, it was rear wheel drive, which I've never driven before.
05-03-2013 , 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
BRAG: R34 just added me as a friend on Facebook.


05-03-2013 , 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Abe008
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You Look Happy - Let Me **** It All Up For You
a primordial response that is triggered when a human female is exposed to the pheromonal output of a male who is happy and secure. The female in question will normally attempt to use sex to appropriate that happiness, retarget it onto herself instead of the male's current partner, then proceed to mercilessly drain it all away like a hideous, bloated leech into the gigantic, gaping holes in her personality and self-esteem.

She will insatiably continue to guzzle and feed on his hope and strength until the man has absolutely nothing left. Once she has sucked him dry of all happiness, confidence and security, she will typically complain that he is "no longer the guy she once knew", and immediately leave him find a new, happy man to begin the process again.
Standard.
05-03-2013 , 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
So today I drove on Italian roads for the first time ever, and it was great. I was driving a military-owned F-350*, and I tried to make like a 2 degree turn at about 15mph, and the entire truck proceeded to spin out underneath me for about 120 degrees, and I ended up facing a very surprised Italian guy who was kind enough to not run the **** into me.

Throughout the spin, the only thought in my head was "Hey, is this one of those trucks that we're not supposed to take off base because it's not licensed in Italy?" Turns out it was, so it's a good damn thing that guy didn't hit me.

*Or something similar. Whatever it was, it was rear wheel drive, which I've never driven before.
so, in this story, are you bill murray or harold ramis?
05-03-2013 , 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
BRAG: R34 just added me as a friend on Facebook.
She's friends with thac on facebook. It's not that exclusive of a club
05-03-2013 , 11:59 AM
i found this guy, but i don't think he's you:

https://www.facebook.com/david.mayo.7777?fref=ts
05-03-2013 , 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
BRAG: R34 just added me as a friend on Facebook.
wtf

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Originally Posted by JMurder3
She's friends with thac on facebook. It's not that exclusive of a club
exclusive enough to hurt my feelings ;[
05-03-2013 , 12:18 PM
anybody wanna o/u on the lowest sha256 hash i can find out a certain number of attempts? i need to gamboooool. somebody bet something with me.
05-03-2013 , 12:18 PM
i bet you're a loser
05-03-2013 , 12:18 PM
gdi panda

      
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