What % chance the drugged out vault gaurd would shoot you for being a wiseguy?
0%. Guard did not have a weapon. She wasn't even really guarding anything. She's not a cop at all. I don't know why she was there. I don't have to ask permission to go into the vault. I was just asking in a "Hey, I need to go in there. Is this a good time? I don't want to bother anyone if anyone's working in there" way.
In somewhat related news, we have three MASSIVE safes in our warehouse that have been closed since long before I got to Italy. No one knows what's in them or what the combinations are. But now that our squadron is being shut down by Congress, we have to get all our crap shipped away before September 1st,* so we are going to have to get these safes opened somehow. I'm pretty damn excited about the prospect of us blowing a hole in the top of them with Thermite, which is apparently the only way to "crack" these things.
*We have 0% chance of meeting this deadline, incidentally. But I leave in August, so WTF do I care?
Last edited by Mayo; 05-27-2013 at 01:42 PM.
Reason: SPOILER ALERT: The contents of the safe will end up being very boring, but hopefully very flammable.