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05-27-2013 , 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
i prefer to be a sunshine, if those are my choices
Mon ami
05-27-2013 , 01:16 PM
Oh I have seen season one of game of thrones after all. I just forgot.
05-27-2013 , 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
I'd take the over, if the dope fiend knows mayo at all.
Don't have to be drugged out to want to shoot mayo. I'm around 45% when he isn't around. I jump to about 75 when he is.
05-27-2013 , 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
What % chance the drugged out vault gaurd would shoot you for being a wiseguy?
0%. Guard did not have a weapon. She wasn't even really guarding anything. She's not a cop at all. I don't know why she was there. I don't have to ask permission to go into the vault. I was just asking in a "Hey, I need to go in there. Is this a good time? I don't want to bother anyone if anyone's working in there" way.
05-27-2013 , 01:42 PM
In somewhat related news, we have three MASSIVE safes in our warehouse that have been closed since long before I got to Italy. No one knows what's in them or what the combinations are. But now that our squadron is being shut down by Congress, we have to get all our crap shipped away before September 1st,* so we are going to have to get these safes opened somehow. I'm pretty damn excited about the prospect of us blowing a hole in the top of them with Thermite, which is apparently the only way to "crack" these things.

*We have 0% chance of meeting this deadline, incidentally. But I leave in August, so WTF do I care?

Last edited by Mayo; 05-27-2013 at 01:42 PM. Reason: SPOILER ALERT: The contents of the safe will end up being very boring, but hopefully very flammable.
05-27-2013 , 01:50 PM
not another will they won't they safe opening debacle.
05-27-2013 , 01:50 PM
there's prolly nukes in them imo
05-27-2013 , 01:51 PM
mericans put their nukes everywhere
05-27-2013 , 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
0%. Guard did not have a weapon.
In US, gun control is reserved for military guards

Last edited by gregorio; 05-27-2013 at 02:15 PM. Reason: I wish mutant would come back
05-27-2013 , 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
In US, gun control is reserved for military guards
I am not in the US imo.
05-27-2013 , 02:18 PM
**** you
05-27-2013 , 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
In US, gun control is reserved for military guards
Seems the guard was a girl. I approve of not giving women guns, even if they're farmers.
05-27-2013 , 02:48 PM
No way I'm nham'ing this.
05-27-2013 , 02:57 PM
I have fixed my stupid computer problem using actual stuff that the government taught me. True story.

(I had to delete routes from the Windows 7 routing table and add new ones in. My tech school instructor would be so proud of me. This one's for you, Mr. Diaz. I subnetted that **** like a boss.)
05-27-2013 , 03:13 PM
05-27-2013 , 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
I have fixed my stupid computer problem using actual stuff that the government taught me. True story.

(I had to delete routes from the Windows 7 routing table and add new ones in. My tech school instructor would be so proud of me. This one's for you, Mr. Diaz. I subnetted that **** like a boss.)
Do you want to play a game?

(wargames.wav)
05-27-2013 , 03:44 PM
working on memorial day was about as woat as you would expect, guys
05-27-2013 , 03:52 PM
what happened?
did you shoot anyone?
did anyone shoot you?
05-27-2013 , 03:55 PM
You European phlebs drive **** cars
05-27-2013 , 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by biceps
what happened?
did you shoot anyone?
did anyone shoot you?
no, so boring, woat
05-27-2013 , 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by elrey
You European phlebs drive **** cars
in some of the ****ty eastern european countries they don't even HAVE cars, still drive horse and carriage's os I'm pretty sure.
05-27-2013 , 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
deer hunter
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Originally Posted by rohjoh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpY6GdidIVg

tho
05-27-2013 , 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
Always clogging **** up with your radical, feminist, hipster music agenda.
05-27-2013 , 05:32 PM
Sick 60 bump...
05-27-2013 , 05:32 PM
I approve

      
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