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05-26-2013 , 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Da33le
what the heck u babblin on about
not stone, meant to say some*

Quote:
Originally Posted by thedinergetsby
more like *** tee amirite


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Originally Posted by gregorio
dazzle, he's just describing how he's looking today

please take down this pic of me
05-26-2013 , 01:25 PM
you pretty handsome there Witty :swoon:
05-26-2013 , 01:40 PM
MATTEOOOOOOOOOOO
05-26-2013 , 01:40 PM
well, uh, that got awkward quickly
05-26-2013 , 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by thedinergetsby
i have to work tomorrow
been working for the last hour or so in fact

#nodaysoff
05-26-2013 , 01:41 PM
OH **** THATS STILL ON?

Last edited by -Insert Witty SN-; 05-26-2013 at 01:41 PM. Reason: **** MY ENTIRE WHOLE LIFE
05-26-2013 , 01:41 PM
sick nose piercing
05-26-2013 , 01:43 PM
witty, before you cut your jorts, read this.

Also, some more good tips from my personal style:

Skinny jeans

They have to be Dior, 17.5 centimetres wide – that’s their skinniest cut. I never, ever wash my jeans. There are two things men should never wash: Their hair and their jeans. You just wear them, wear them, wear them. And when [your denim] starts to stink, you put it in the freezer.


A good cream wax

I use Kiehl’s Creative Cream Wax [for my hair]. When I learned that it was discontinued, I found the only online place that still had it and bought $1,000 worth. According to my calculations, I should be good till September.


Adult footwear

I haven’t worn sneakers since 2000. If you’re a man over the age of 30, you can’t wear sneakers unless you’re a rapper. I only wear boots and my favourite brand is Saint Laurent.

yw
05-26-2013 , 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
Baby update: still no baby
Apparently you haven't been reading Dabble post about F1.
05-26-2013 , 01:47 PM
05-26-2013 , 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Mayo
I had a beer today. True story.
I pooped before I coffeed ... then I coffeed and pooped again.

/live blog.
05-26-2013 , 01:49 PM
gg oreo:

your old man rules about footware and spelling with grammar don't apply to us.

#yologeneration
05-26-2013 , 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
#sobermay really cramping my style tho
I had another drink tomorrow ... also I jerked it. I'm terrible at this game

Probably gonna drink again today, gonna try to limit it to 3. Everyone I'm drinking with will def have > 12.
05-26-2013 , 01:52 PM
the **** is creame wax
05-26-2013 , 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
I pooped before I coffeed ... then I coffeed and pooped again.

/live blog.
in case you're feeling any further inspiration
05-26-2013 , 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
the **** is creame wax
05-26-2013 , 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
I had another drink tomorrow ... also I jerked it. I'm terrible at this game

Probably gonna drink again today, gonna try to limit it to 3. Everyone I'm drinking with will def have > 12.
mbn. ive done zero of those things. #straightedge #whatstheoppositeofYOLO
05-26-2013 , 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
im not wearing my warby parker glasses but that looks like a human being
05-26-2013 , 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
the **** is creame wax
creme brulee >>>>>>
05-26-2013 , 02:36 PM
Gurl, you'll be a woman..... soon
05-26-2013 , 02:38 PM
AJ almond Dinger
05-26-2013 , 02:38 PM
hot and NSFW

05-26-2013 , 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by mikelle
hot and NSFW

interesting
05-26-2013 , 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
I had another drink tomorrow ... also I jerked it. I'm terrible at this game

Probably gonna drink again today, gonna try to limit it to 3. Everyone I'm drinking with will def have > 12.
still, it is very admirable i bet youre looking like the fittest radical lesbian in the entyre queue

Last edited by -Insert Witty SN-; 05-26-2013 at 02:47 PM. Reason: not being sarcastic

      
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