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05-22-2013 , 08:16 PM

#8176

thedinergetsby

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#soberwednesdays

05-22-2013 , 08:23 PM

#8177

gregorio

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thedinergetsby

when's your birthday?

tomorrow

05-22-2013 , 08:23 PM

#8178

-Insert Witty SN-

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#soberMAY

05-22-2013 , 08:29 PM

#8179

thedinergetsby

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Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,151

jk lol obv drank

05-22-2013 , 08:32 PM

#8180

gregorio

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man I am so glad when I get voice-mail boxes in which the greeting is followed by the system message "Please leave a message after the tone. When you are finished leaving your message, hang up, or press # for more options." I always forget what I'm supposed to do after the tone, and whether I'm supposed to hang up or just wait fro someone to come on a respond.

05-22-2013 , 08:33 PM

#8181

gregorio

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nevermind, I actually find I usually don't need a system message explaining to me how to leave a voice mail anymore. It only took me 20 years, but I finally figured it out! gjge

05-22-2013 , 08:37 PM

#8182

thedinergetsby

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people still leave people voicemails

05-22-2013 , 08:38 PM

#8183

gregorio

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that explains why they need the instructions

05-22-2013 , 08:39 PM

#8184

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,650

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

tomorrow

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

nevermind, I actually find I usually don't need a system message explaining to me how to leave a voice mail anymore. It only took me 20 years, but I finally figured it out! gjge

LoLd people

05-22-2013 , 08:39 PM

#8185

gregorio

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everytime i get a voicemail, i get pretty annoyed.

05-22-2013 , 08:40 PM

#8186

Rolando Blackman

adept

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 999

but you dont mind leaving them

05-22-2013 , 08:41 PM

#8187

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

I chuckle to myself every time I get a voicemail, because the person who left it doesn't even know that I'll never listen to it.

05-22-2013 , 08:44 PM

#8188

gregorio

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolando Blackman

but you dont mind leaving them

false

05-22-2013 , 08:48 PM

#8189

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,650

Talking on the phone is pretty much the worst thing of all time. They should have strung Alexander Graham Bell up by the testis.

05-22-2013 , 08:50 PM

#8190

thedinergetsby

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Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,151

I'd decode a telegraph before I listened to a voicemail

05-22-2013 , 08:53 PM

#8191

gregorio

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what is worse:
a) a voicemail
b) an email, "hi gregorio. please give me a call. my number is xxx-xxx-xxxxx"

05-22-2013 , 08:55 PM

#8192

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,650

Depends, do you actually want to contact that person?

If so the voicemail is worse because you'll never get the message.

If not then the email is worse.

05-22-2013 , 08:58 PM

#8193

gregorio

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Yes, I need to commincate with this person. the "call me" email--which is really a "leave me a message when you get my voice mail, and then I'll leave you a message when I get your voice mail, and then 3 days from now we might connect, instead of me just telling you wtf I want so we could have sorted it right now" email--makes me want to set up a face-to-face meeting so I can punch them.

05-22-2013 , 08:59 PM

#8194

thedinergetsby

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well the email's clearly fake, but I still think it's a tie.

05-22-2013 , 09:04 PM

#8195

-Insert Witty SN-

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mynumber is similar to some :churchy: ladys apparently so i get detailed voicemails about logistics os for gatherings. snap delete. jokes on them. ]

05-22-2013 , 09:05 PM

#8196

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,650

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Tell them to meet you at a public restroom late at night tomorrow then stand them up.

05-22-2013 , 09:09 PM

#8197

gregorio

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thedinergetsby

well the email's clearly fake, but I still think it's a tie.

Quote:

Hi gregorio,

I am hoping to ...
Please call me back @ xxx-xxx-xxxx.

Thanks,
notdiner

Quote:

Hi gregorio, I would like to ...
My telephone number is xxx.xxx.xxxx. Please call me at your earliest convenience.

Kind regards

not diner

Quote:

gregorio,

I would like to ...
Please call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx and leave a message if I do not pick up.

-not diner

I especially like the instructions about what to do if they don't pick up.

What is wrong with these people?

05-22-2013 , 09:11 PM

#8198

gregorio

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for context, these emails are all from different women i'm dating

05-22-2013 , 09:14 PM

#8199

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

I've never left a voicemail in my life true story. Phoning people is pretty ghey yeah. I do facetime a couple friends and #1TL pretty often though.

05-22-2013 , 09:15 PM

#8200

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

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