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i don't even know if it's possible to shoot 17 over 18 holes in putt putt, and doesn't anyone call it mini-golf anymore? that's how little i know about this putt putt game. my shame is now public

05-21-2013 , 10:14 PM

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bet you still say 'coloreds' too jfc

05-21-2013 , 10:15 PM

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First round ever

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Kiss My Putt in Orlando, FL

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And of course my goat round on my 19th birthday (admittedly it's my home course)

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edit holy **** gg Oreo I am now going to cut out my eyeballs with a spatula

05-21-2013 , 10:16 PM

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I'm terrible at chipping and putting. from like 20+ yards out I'm cash money scrillionaire tho

05-21-2013 , 10:20 PM

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no i just play putt putt according to celerey

there is no way you have ever set foot on a real golf course

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I'm terrible at chipping and putting. from like 20+ yards out I'm cash money scrillionaire tho

you get kicked out of the mini golf course here if you act like this

05-21-2013 , 10:24 PM

#7731

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I don't know why I always snap think of Evan but this is like a new genre for me

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05-21-2013 , 10:28 PM

#7732

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there is no way you have ever set foot on a real golf course

Do Par 3 courses count? :s

05-21-2013 , 10:30 PM

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gregorio

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bet you still say 'coloreds' too jfc

it's coloureds, you yankee ****. but seriously, is there a way to get negative strokes in mini-golf and shoot 17, like if you knock it off the windmill into the clown's mouth or something?

05-21-2013 , 10:32 PM

#7734

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I'm honored panda.

I won't latchewe down.

05-21-2013 , 10:32 PM

#7735

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you're one of those *******s who tries to chip it over the windmill, arent you witty

05-21-2013 , 10:34 PM

#7736

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it's coloureds, you yankee ****. but seriously, is there a way to get negative strokes in mini-golf and shoot 17, like if you knock it off the windmill into the clown's mouth or something?

yes some gimmick courses have **** like that, or -1 for 1 shotting 18 (net zero) but not anywhere you'd catch me unless you're challenging

05-21-2013 , 10:34 PM

#7737

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you might be able to get a 17 if it's like super windy imo

05-21-2013 , 10:37 PM

#7738

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you're one of those *******s who tries to chip it over the windmill, arent you witty

you're one of those *******s who can't, arent you diner

05-21-2013 , 10:40 PM

#7739

thedinergetsby

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I prefer to slice it around the windmill

05-21-2013 , 10:40 PM

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Our dogs now requiring us to feed them by hand. It's like having less-cute versions of puppies

05-21-2013 , 10:41 PM

#7741

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and more-work versions of children

05-21-2013 , 10:44 PM

#7742

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Memphis really gonna punk out like this? Is that's what's happening in the NBA these days?

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Our dogs now requiring us to feed them by hand. It's like having less-cute versions of puppies

You know if you didn't do that for a few days they would probably get hungry enough to eat out of a bowl. And if not and they starve themselves to death it's God's way.

05-21-2013 , 10:44 PM

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Unpossible afaik

Last edited by Low Key; 05-21-2013 at 10:44 PM. Reason: Goddamnit aiott

05-21-2013 , 10:45 PM

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you're one of those *******s who tries to chip it over the windmill, arent you witty

50/50 either its a USEFUL flop shot right over the windmill or i skull it directly into the clowns stupid face that has this ****ing dumb ass sneer on its face like a ****ing c$nt

05-21-2013 , 10:45 PM

#7745

allinontheturn

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God I wish I got NBC Sports ... Basketball sucks so hard. Miami in 5 was a foregone conclusion in October.

05-21-2013 , 10:48 PM

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get a giant #1 fan hand and mould it into a doggie bowl

05-21-2013 , 10:49 PM

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You know if you didn't do that for a few days they would probably get hungry enough to eat out of a bowl. And if not and they starve themselves to death it's God's way.

Every time a dog dies God chucks another tornado down. I heard it in church.

05-21-2013 , 10:49 PM

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****in dogs'll never know the difference

05-21-2013 , 10:51 PM

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Every time a dog dies God chucks another tornado down. I heard it in church.

I heard he sends hurricanes to kill off all the dogs b/c of our acceptance of the gay lifestyle. That's why whenever I see a male dog humping another male dog I kick the **** out of it. Female on Female dog action is

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