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How long do we got until euros are here cuz obv I'm about to make some heroic posts but I don't want them to be able to participate because they are, well, euros...

05-17-2013 , 01:56 AM

#6027

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Like that dude who does bad Christopher Walken impressions and is a bunch of credit card commercials is going to host The Tonight Show ... and you wanna complain about Carson Daily having a 3am gig that he probably doesn't even get paid for? Ok guy

05-17-2013 , 01:57 AM

#6028

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Also how long does it take before waaaaangz are consumed by deadly bacteria because my order been sitting here like two hours but obv I'm still gonna destroy it.... just wanna know if I should expect to wake up ever again

05-17-2013 , 01:57 AM

#6029

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Panda I agree with you on so many things. Other than the frequent drug use and love of cats. But that doesn't matter cos we'd be hanging out looking at the tv and not each other.

What is your stance on the use of subtitles?

05-17-2013 , 01:59 AM

#6030

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

lol

no I ask if it's ok if we have subtitles on (noone ever said no cause disability sympathy) and tell them to put volume on at their level.

I'd watch a movie with you even if it gave me permanent hearing damage but this seals the deal! Uhhh, you don't mind that I like to take my dick out when there's a pretty girl onscreen do you?

05-17-2013 , 02:01 AM

#6031

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

Time to eat or refridgerate imo

05-17-2013 , 02:03 AM

#6032

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

if panda wrote all his stuff in one post instead of like 5 within 5 seconds i would probably read it

05-17-2013 , 02:07 AM

#6033

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I'd watch a movie with you even if it gave me permanent hearing damage but this seals the deal! Uhhh, you don't mind that I like to take my dick out when there's a pretty girl onscreen do you?

I'd be very disappointed if you didn't take your dick out. Just be sure to sit on the side of the couch that your dick curves away from so there's no splashing on me. Bring a blanket.

05-17-2013 , 02:15 AM

#6034

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

My dick is straight as an arrow.

^^^^ that would actually make a pretty solid tombstone epilogue for me.

05-17-2013 , 02:18 AM

#6035

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

I believe you man there's no need to get defensive. I'm sure you have a beautiful dick.

05-17-2013 , 02:25 AM

#6036

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

That's what my mom always says

05-17-2013 , 02:27 AM

#6037

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,275

Quote:

Originally Posted by thedinergetsby

what kinda bike is your bike?

'97 suzuki marauder.

05-17-2013 , 02:28 AM

#6038

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

mine likes to wake me up by saying:

Wakey, wakey
Hands off snakey

Home time yess

05-17-2013 , 02:56 AM

#6039

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

mornin'

05-17-2013 , 02:58 AM

#6040

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

if panda wrote all his stuff in one post instead of like 5 within 5 seconds i would probably read it

That would be a huge mistake. I post that way for the greater good. Stay strong; do not read.

05-17-2013 , 03:00 AM

#6041

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Get out your pit you lazy **** was a classic too

05-17-2013 , 03:14 AM

#6042

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

mornin'

05-17-2013 , 03:44 AM

#6043

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

evening lads

im off to play some cards soon. gotta love the weekend!

05-17-2013 , 03:45 AM

#6044

pelicanpoker

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

Get out your pit you lazy **** was a classic too

Wouldn't that be said to a chick cos pit = vagina?

hap, are you a girl iyo?

05-17-2013 , 04:16 AM

#6045

Golfing_Stud

4L Fantasy Football Champion '14

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 4,995

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Wouldn't that be said to a chick cos pit = vagina?

hap, are you a girl iyo?

05-17-2013 , 04:20 AM

#6046

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

I'm out

05-17-2013 , 04:28 AM

#6047

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Wouldn't that be said to a chick cos pit = vagina?

hap, are you a girl iyo?

Pit is another word for bed too

05-17-2013 , 05:18 AM

#6048

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

05-17-2013 , 05:39 AM

#6049

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

lol France

05-17-2013 , 05:52 AM

#6050

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Nice to see France holding the torch for Western Europe.

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