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05-15-2013 , 04:14 AM

#5551

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

No we are the evening shft

05-15-2013 , 04:44 AM

#5552

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

We are what we are

05-15-2013 , 04:50 AM

#5553

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

We are United!

05-15-2013 , 04:50 AM

#5554

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

I'll try to lure some of the lurkers to post with teh horse pron

Spoiler:

05-15-2013 , 04:53 AM

#5555

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

People want to post, they are just too shy

05-15-2013 , 05:07 AM

#5556

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

I didn't know Hap is an expert for ppl needs/desires

05-15-2013 , 05:08 AM

#5557

pelicanpoker

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Hap, what do I really want in life?

05-15-2013 , 05:35 AM

#5558

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Hap, what do I really want in life?

To hear things properly. And to meet me for real. Because, deep down, that's everyone's goal.

05-15-2013 , 05:46 AM

#5559

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

biceps in a $100 buy in tourney holy 3rd world problems

biceps do you have a full tilt account?

I've played higher as well. Imma big time baller...

And yes I have a FT account

05-15-2013 , 05:46 AM

#5560

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

why's aimee FOH?

Spoiler:

05-15-2013 , 05:47 AM

#5561

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I'll try to lure some of the lurkers to post with teh horse pron

Spoiler:

I find this extremely cute.

Spoiler:

05-15-2013 , 05:49 AM

#5562

LirvA

self-banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 42,856

05-15-2013 , 06:12 AM

#5563

pelicanpoker

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Liiiirrvaaaa!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

To hear things properly. And to meet me for real. Because, deep down, that's everyone's goal.

omg it's like you looked right into my soul

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

I've played higher as well. Imma big time baller...

And yes I have a FT account

we should play HU sometime

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikelle

why's aimee FOH?

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

I find this extremely cute.

Spoiler:

pics of boner?

05-15-2013 , 06:20 AM

#5564

pelicanpoker

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

alright got to get back to the X-Files... only 16 episodes of the final season to go

05-15-2013 , 06:30 AM

#5565

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Is this Australian X-Files? Did the dingo really eat their baby?

05-15-2013 , 07:14 AM

#5566

pelicanpoker

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Dingoes have very sensitive hearing and the baby wouldn't shut up. Something had to give.

True story, I had sex with a chick who had sex with that baby's brother. The sex really sucked.

Spoiler:

05-15-2013 , 07:23 AM

#5567

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today is Wednesday

I've never had sex with a girl who was previously involved with a dingo.

bump

05-15-2013 , 07:25 AM

#5568

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Dingoes have very sensitive hearing and the baby wouldn't shut up. Something had to give.

True story, I had sex with a chick who had sex with that baby's brother. The sex really sucked.

Spoiler:

Did your sex suck for her or his sex?

Regardless, it's the kind of story you tell at parties.

05-15-2013 , 07:29 AM

#5569

pelicanpoker

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Today is Wednesday

I've never had sex with a girl who was previously involved with a dingo.

bump

FREEZE MOTHER****ER!!!

Sorry I'm such a Mulder wannabe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

Did your sex suck for her or his sex?

Regardless, it's the kind of story you tell at parties.

It was only my second time. I told her I just need a lil more practise but she told me to gtfo :/

I don't do parties. Imagine being a deaf guy and watching people move to music you can't hear. It's just too weird.

Last edited by pelicanpoker; 05-15-2013 at 07:30 AM. Reason: j/k it's because i don't get invited to parties

05-15-2013 , 07:46 AM

#5570

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

I'm 80% complete downloading all 5 seasons of Wire. Heard from different sides that show is quite good.

05-15-2013 , 07:54 AM

#5571

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

lolol I know that feel bro

Apart from the deafness and stuff

05-15-2013 , 08:29 AM

#5572

pelicanpoker

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikelle

I'm 80% complete downloading all 5 seasons of Wire. Heard from different sides that show is quite good.

First season was awesome but I couldnt understand what was going on in the second after a couple of episodes so I just quit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

lolol I know that feel bro

Apart from the deafness and stuff

:hi5:

nite boys

05-15-2013 , 08:39 AM

#5573

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,533

Early, so early.

05-15-2013 , 08:57 AM

#5574

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Why do you do it to yourself?

05-15-2013 , 09:14 AM

#5575

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

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