Brother Diner, not all religions preach the word of idolatry. The son of Mary simply wished for a spiritual movement for the oppressed classes of his time. He sought to comfort them. And as his movement grew, so too did the political motivation to co-opt that movement into the state. Yes, Brother Diner, perhaps one of the greatest achievements of Constantine was to fold the separate movement of the followers of Christ into supporters of the state.
Brother Abe, the Reverend Low Key is available for all baptisms, weddings, and miscellaneous official religious events.