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Brother Diner, not all religions preach the word of idolatry. The son of Mary simply wished for a spiritual movement for the oppressed classes of his time. He sought to comfort them. And as his movement grew, so too did the political motivation to co-opt that movement into the state. Yes, Brother Diner, perhaps one of the greatest achievements of Constantine was to fold the separate movement of the followers of Christ into supporters of the state.

Brother Abe, the Reverend Low Key is available for all baptisms, weddings, and miscellaneous official religious events.

05-12-2013 , 02:57 AM

#4553

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

I'm tired and soon to be bed

05-12-2013 , 03:04 AM

#4554

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

Go to bed Low Key

05-12-2013 , 03:05 AM

#4555

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

i didn't say he wanted to be worshipped

05-12-2013 , 03:39 AM

#4556

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

I'm gonna start a church based around tarantulas. People can let them crawl on them and feel blessed when bitten and haired.

05-12-2013 , 03:40 AM

#4557

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

Go to bed Low Key

Bed, hospital, same thing

05-12-2013 , 03:47 AM

#4558

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

gonna be up all ****ing night ugh

05-12-2013 , 03:47 AM

#4559

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

You're going to the hospital?

05-12-2013 , 04:07 AM

#4560

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

05-12-2013 , 04:09 AM

#4561

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

was this close to txting you imo

are you ok?

05-12-2013 , 04:13 AM

#4562

k0derkid

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,001

Lirva, please respond on fb.

05-12-2013 , 04:16 AM

#4563

k0derkid

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,001

Goddamn "Vehicle registration and license checkpoint" my ass

05-12-2013 , 04:19 AM

#4564

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

k00000000000000000derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

05-12-2013 , 04:20 AM

#4565

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

yeah, vehicle registration at 3 in the morning. totally legit

05-12-2013 , 04:23 AM

#4566

k0derkid

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,001

I wish my phone didn't have such a ****ty camera. I went off on those bastards after they made me take a breathalyzer and I blew a 0.0. Maybe we can FOIA request the dash cam vid or something.

05-12-2013 , 04:25 AM

#4567

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Yeah those bastards trying to catch drunk drivers. **** them right.

05-12-2013 , 04:25 AM

#4568

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

they try to search your car?

05-12-2013 , 04:26 AM

#4569

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

Yeah those bastards trying to catch drunk drivers. **** them right.

"the next car in line" isn't probable cause to suspect someone of driving drunk, and investigate

05-12-2013 , 04:32 AM

#4570

k0derkid

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,001

Quote:

Originally Posted by LirvA

they try to search your car?

nah I locked it up and took the keys with me when they made me get out. The trooper was like 'You can leave the keys in and leave it running.'

'nah, that's alright'

05-12-2013 , 04:45 AM

#4571

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

lol

05-12-2013 , 04:46 AM

#4572

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,574

god I hate cops

05-12-2013 , 05:00 AM

#4573

k0derkid

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,001

+1

It was such a ****ing joke, I only cracked my window enough to hand them my papers and somehow they 'smell alcohol' because I refuse to answer questions.

Of course I ****ed up and didn't turn my camera on or get their badge numbers, but oh well. I'm not gonna be able to sleep now and have to be to work in 2 hrs. Someone please hold me