Do you ever stop bragging? I'm shocked you didn't Tweet this.

It didn't take Mayo even close to 3 months. He flamed out with a series of giant dick sack move before Basic iirc.

I'm fed up of this "all troops are heroes" postulation. They aren't heroes. they are nutjobs who threaten to kill me after I spill a single drop of beer onto their over-priced, gawdy clogs. I have more respect for street cleaners than military personnel, most of us got over the urge to carry a gun and play dress up when we were about 8 years old.

Some troops are heroic, some are war criminal dickbags (see Kill Team), most are somewhere in between.

did you know: the pentagon had developed a plan to actually outsource assassination to blackwater teams (and these teams were training extensively) but it was scuffled at the last minute? the more you know

see:the way of the knife (and probably other places)

sadly i think the ratio of heroic to war criminal dickbags is like 1:2483

i might be exaggerating but that ratio is definitely not how its supposed to be

that could have something to do with the illegal invasion and illegal occupation of sovereign countries

This Wangzzzzz game is horse****.

you ARE

UPDATE FFS

already crushed a waanggzz game and house salad too... Might not be obvious but bulls game on at top... Failure camera skillz

Hanging out with all your friends fredd??? lolololololololololol

I will drive 18 hours tonight and kill you in your sleep.

Fwiw you can tell that's a joke because not POG

noah is a ****ing animal. if this doesnt get rose back into it i have no idea what would.

I'll go in halves on gas...

kinda feel like goin out by myself, gettin obliterated and makin a scene

guess i should be glad i was never in the military so that the decision to not follow through with this idea is not so difficult

I saw an ad saying they are looking for a few good men.

You're qualified.

I pray for the sweet relief of death.

People that have military experience don't have a dilemma here. 100% get focked up


Do you even lift?

Keep getting woke up by nightmares and sleep paralysis and hooded figures screaming really loud into my face. It's problem.

I did yesterday! true story, so I go to get a 14day trial membership for some gym that is advertising $15/month, and the guy is all like, so what are your goals, etc, and i'm like, uhhauhh, to get more upper body strenf i guess and to have a place to do cardio when it's rainin, and he's all like, well how much can you bench, and i'm like uhhauhh, maybe 140ish ( :/ yeah, i know, hence why it was previously mentioned as a goal) and he's like, aww for real? you look like you could do 200, you look like you're in good shape, I bet you climb mountains and stuff (i don't know if he had already looked up the area code of my phone number to see I had been living in MT, or if it was just a super good soul read), but anyways, at this point I realize I am probably gettin a sales pitch. So we go over, and ya, I max at 135 , and he's like man, you got potential bro (lol, amirite) let's go sit down over here and Ill show you what we can offer you. So I have to sit through the BS sales pitch and the, well okay how bout if I waive the initiation fee BS, and I said I am not ready to make any sort of payment today, period, can I have a 14 day trial pass, otherwise I am leaving (cause obv it was gonna be more than $15 a month and the gym was a POS imo). But yah, anyways, I did lift and I am kinda sore today, but.......soon ]

what country are you in iyo?

Buffy the vampire slayer imo

So are you going out?

I met the top US Olympic weightlifting coach today and he taught me (while in a large class) how to lift. I can't really go off writing like.that because fone posting poasting, but ya csb. I might TR mine later