no, because;

- I have no toilet ready yet
- I don't have water to flush
- 99.9% of a time I poop at home

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excite

Ah i forgot the sweet sweet joy of having your clinical canceled

I'm not quite sure what clinical is

But i'm just going to assume that it is that clinic duty that House always has to do and that he doesn't really like

Absolutely

This would imply that you are a doctor of some sort, elrey

We have a thing that is literally called the Giant Voice System. Today it comes on and announces to the whole base "LIGHTNING... WITHIN... FIVE... NAUTICAL... MILES..." So I suggest that maaaaaaaybe we should stop raising our 35 foot steel mast into the air in the middle of a flat field. (NOTE: We don't actually need the mast for anything, we were just kind of doing this.) I was told to continue raising. I refused and said that it was unsafe. I was told to continue raising. I refused again and said that I was going to go up the chain of command with my safety objections. At that point, the sergeant in charge conceded the point and we left the mast alone.

GREAT SUCCESS!!

you should lift that

ABSOLUTES

electrocuted by lighting after raising initial objection

gettin paid son

the rickie who ya gots 4 the memorial? yer boy tigurt ?

LOL NO. None of that worker protection stuff applies to military members. True story.

upon actually thinking about that for ~1 second...ya i guess that makes sense

has anyone itt listened to country music for any extended period of time?

like 99.9999% of country songs subject matter/vocabulary is wakka flocka level

barf

Old country music is great. Modern country music is unlistenable. Stuff from the 90s is hit or miss.

Does Taylor Swift count?

That's cos they don't sing about beating their spouses is new country music.

bluegrass i fox with. johnny cash old school type stuff too. 90s i have no idea about but im guessing probably not. modern = wakka flocka

Why would she turn herself from a cute girl in to a long haired dude in a dress :'(

What happens when omg reaches 145?

We go for 10k again