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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
PAGING LOKI &/OR GIZMOMOMO
"The Legend of Zelda™ ****ing sucked, FYI. It was a SCAM designed to force you to subscribe to Nintendo Power™, or cozy up to the one smug ****ing kid in your poor bull**** town whose parents had enough largesse to lay out for not only a state of the art Nintendo Entertainment System™ but also The Legend of Zelda™, which if you’ll recall was at least ten dollars more than an ordinary Nintendo cartridge, purportedly because it was the first game where you could save, and about a hundred bucks for that stupid ****ing magazine so you could figure out the ONE bush out of thousands that actually has the staircase under it or whateverthe****. The rest of us had to painstakingly walk around like a dick randomly burning bush after bush on screen after screen, in a perfect metaphor for the drudgery that would become the rest of our lives. That ****ing kid also had the PowerGlove™ too, probably, and that stupid exercise pad that you ended up just crouching over and pounding really fast with your hands. **** him."
My brother got 3 copies of that bomb ass gold cartridge for his birthday. And we did have a friend with that pad you used for track and field. Also, one of my friends had the gyroscope robot thing. My cousin eventually had a virtual boy.
Umad?
Last edited by Low Key; 05-22-2013 at 12:43 AM.
Reason: Pretty sure that game turned me into a pyromaniac