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I just had a horrifying experience in the bathroom and I don't want to go into details yet as I'm not emotionally recovered but I will say it involved accidentally peeing up my own butt. I redact what I said about diminishing returns.

05-19-2013 , 11:28 PM

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allinontheturn

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Cherokee Purple tomatoes imo

Strain?

05-19-2013 , 11:30 PM

#7029

fredd-bird

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Strain?

google image search "cherokee purple" turn safesearch off tho

05-19-2013 , 11:31 PM

#7030

JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by AngryPanda

But how much did you lose?

05-19-2013 , 11:32 PM

#7031

allinontheturn

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I don't **** with condoms and I sure as **** don't google image search with safe search on. #yolo

05-19-2013 , 11:32 PM

#7032

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

HEY DOESN'T MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE. HEYDAY DOES.

QED

You're welcome to comment via jayz@jayz.com although from an outsider's perspective, it seems to have served him well thusly.

05-19-2013 , 11:33 PM

#7033

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

But how much did you lose?

Currency, none. Dignity, lots. Hilarity, negative. Hopefully I will have the courage to share wtf just happened someday. And then at least if you people don't find it funny, you'll be able to take comfort that peeing is just one more than you can do better than I.

05-19-2013 , 11:34 PM

#7034

JustJ46671

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Meeeegellll

05-19-2013 , 11:34 PM

#7035

AngryPanda

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I don't **** with condoms and I sure as **** don't google image search with safe search on. #yolo

You say this as if you're implying you **** without condoms.

05-19-2013 , 11:37 PM

#7036

allinontheturn

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Originally Posted by AngryPanda

jayz@jayz.com

05-19-2013 , 11:37 PM

#7037

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Spoiler:

Lil Wyte's verse is so good. All y'all sux.

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

lily allen ooat "hot" girl

05-19-2013 , 11:39 PM

#7038

allinontheturn

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Meeeegellll

The only redeeming factor of this game for Tigazzzz ... what a ****show that last half inning was.

05-19-2013 , 11:40 PM

#7039

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The only redeeming factor of this game for Tigazzzz ... what a ****show that last half inning was.

Chapman choked today too

Drink with me? Look into my eyes?

05-19-2013 , 11:42 PM

#7040

allinontheturn

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Sober May tho

I think I'm gonna get a bowl of ice cream

05-19-2013 , 11:42 PM

#7041

gregorio

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lily allen ooat "hot" girl

hi phil0pp

05-19-2013 , 11:43 PM

#7042

-Insert Witty SN-

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tmi + sti = ?

05-19-2013 , 11:45 PM

#7043

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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

tmi + sti = ?

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SunTrust Banks, Inc.
NYSE: STI - May 17 4:01pm ET
31.88+0.61‎ (1.95%‎)

I UNDERSTAND NOT YOUR REFERENCE

05-19-2013 , 11:45 PM

#7044

-Insert Witty SN-

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just tell us the goddamn story.

05-19-2013 , 11:46 PM

#7045

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hi phil0pp

You must have missed the earlier discussion or your satire is over my head.

05-19-2013 , 11:47 PM

#7046

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just tell us the goddamn story.

Well I have to set it up so you can understand everything because out of context, it won't make any sense. It all started when my mother's friend introduced her to my Dad during the winter of 1963...

05-19-2013 , 11:48 PM

#7047

gregorio

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idk about any earlier discussion. cliffs?

05-19-2013 , 11:49 PM

#7048

fredd-bird

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Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I don't **** with condoms and I sure as **** don't google image search with safe search on. #yolo

#yolo

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

idk about any earlier discussion. cliffs?

05-19-2013 , 11:50 PM

#7049

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idk about any earlier discussion. cliffs?

I don't want to get into it but it permanently changed all of our lives positively in a way that we'll never forget

05-19-2013 , 11:52 PM

#7050

gregorio

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like when the leafs won game 7

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