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05-16-2013 , 05:33 AM

#5826

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

where can i play a ****ing game of poker that doesn't have a ****ing river card

;dfskj;dsJF;Ldsjf;DSJF;dsjgf;DSKJF;DSkgf;DSKG

05-16-2013 , 05:36 AM

#5827

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

I can show you a pic of her tattoo

05-16-2013 , 05:37 AM

#5828

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

where can i play a ****ing game of poker that doesn't have a ****ing river card

;dfskj;dsJF;Ldsjf;DSJF;dsjgf;DSKJF;DSkgf;DSKG

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draw_poker

05-16-2013 , 05:39 AM

#5829

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

I can show you a pic of her tattoo

is it on her ass or tits?

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draw_poker

05-16-2013 , 05:42 AM

#5830

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

where is -chopper- and chuckles hap? do you still speak to them much?

I speak to them daily on Skype. Apparently they are busy, probably cos their company is going under lol

05-16-2013 , 05:44 AM

#5831

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

is it on her ass or tits?

Spoiler:

05-16-2013 , 05:48 AM

#5832

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

I speak to them daily on Skype. Apparently they are busy, probably cos their company is going under lol

1. Hire bikini-clad chicks spray painted in gold.
2. Give them pamphlets/leaflets/coupons to hand out to people.
3. ???????
4. Profit

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

Spoiler:

she looks like a rough rider loooolloooll

05-16-2013 , 05:51 AM

#5833

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

tattoo is pretty much woat, esp. being on a female shoulder

05-16-2013 , 05:53 AM

#5834

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

biceps is at the right age to be dating the crazies tho

05-16-2013 , 05:55 AM

#5835

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Rough rider confirmed.

And i've seen worse tattoos.

05-16-2013 , 06:04 AM

#5836

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

I'm completely different person in two cases

1. when I'm hungry
2. when I'm sleepy

ATM I'm at 1. and my food is nowhere near!!!

05-16-2013 , 06:06 AM

#5837

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

what's the word in english for a souce made out of mayo and pickles?

05-16-2013 , 06:07 AM

#5838

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

SH*T

05-16-2013 , 06:08 AM

#5839

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

aren't you getting your free donuts from the waitress anymore mikelle?

i gotta go, got to get off the puter. so tilted. lost 5 buy-ins last two nights adjdljldJLDJld

have fun biceps

gnite

05-16-2013 , 06:11 AM

#5840

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

I'm about to have lunch, donuts are quick snack imo...

gnite pel (wave)

05-16-2013 , 06:15 AM

#5841

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikelle

what's the word in english for a souce made out of mayo and pickles?

Tartare imo

05-16-2013 , 06:18 AM

#5842

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikelle

what's the word in english for a souce made out of mayo and pickles?

tartare sauce? piccalilli sauce?

05-16-2013 , 06:20 AM

#5843

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

oic

here is too

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05-16-2013 , 06:37 AM

#5844

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

word thieves

05-16-2013 , 06:40 AM

#5845

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

thats french guise

05-16-2013 , 07:12 AM

#5846

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

no wonder it sounds so ******ed

05-16-2013 , 07:17 AM

#5847

mikelle

3rdworldkistan

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,675

Speaking about France... I still dont get it how on earth they managed to get out of WWII as a winners when they've been ****ed like a little bitches by Germany almost the entire war.