sorry bout your reds, panda

jodi arias'd get it hard

i'd giver her a lethal injection iykwim

Drinking, too, has changed. Once a means of social lubrication, it has acquired a darker, more desperate nature. Campuses nationwide are reporting record increases in binge drinking over the past decade, with students often stuporous in class, if they get there at all. Psychologist Paul E. Joffe, chair of the suicide prevention team at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, contends that at bottom binge-drinking is a quest for authenticity and intensity of experience. It gives young people something all their own to talk about, and sharing stories about the path to passing out is a primary purpose. It's an inverted world in which drinking to oblivion is the way to feel connected and alive.

"There is a ritual every university administrator has come to fear," reports John Portmann, professor of religious studies at the University of Virginia. "Every fall, parents drop off their well-groomed freshmen and within two or three days many have consumed a dangerous amount of alcohol and placed themselves in harm's way. These kids have been controlled for so long, they just go crazy."

Heavy drinking has also become the quickest and easiest way to gain acceptance, says psychologist Bernardo J. Carducci, professor at Indiana University Southeast and founder of its Shyness Research Institute. "Much of collegiate social activity is centered on alcohol consumption because it's an anxiety reducer and demands no social skills," he says. "Plus it provides an instant identity; it lets people know that you are willing to belong."

The drinking age is 16 here. It used to be for all alcohol but now you have to be 18 to buy spirits.

anyone have any spirits of elderflower?

Are you on some sort of quest? Try killing wolves, they always drop random loot

this is reaaaally cute

hello

Made me real life chuckle

I have looked the devil in the eye. He's a non lubricated condom.

I think I will just start throwing girls down the stairs instead of wearing condoms.

99% pure ****e, 1% genius.

Hey girl I want to **** like they do in the pornos along a banister shove

That name sounds familiar..

cleaned the inside of my car (thoroughly) for the first time in maybe a decade #selfrespect

didn't scrub the dirt out of the fabric, though, it's perma in there

I hope dinger is getting rained on.

Unless he's going to be rooting for Tigazzzzzz

source

You didn't think we could google?

I took a nape then woke up and read the rest of it and it was pretty dece, so I decided to make it easy

Aiott, you find gainful employment yet?

Yeah, still looking for better tho. Sort of like dating but looking to move up ... like most females 16-28 year old in a relationship actually.