My hipster intuition tells me I need to get on the Golden Shower Warriors bandwagon. But I can't be bothered to gaf about basketball until the Wangzzz are out of the Stanley Cup tbqh.
There's a girl in the area that's been abducted whose name is Jessica Heeringa which is all well and good. But I also went to school with a girl named Jessica Heeringa so I'm facebook friends with her. It's kind of surreal seeing people post "MISSING: JESSICA HEERINGA links with pics and info" then right below that seeing Jessica Heeringa posted a new album "Spring Family Pics" etc etc.