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04-02-2013 , 09:42 PM
wug shoenice?

04-02-2013 , 09:49 PM
Nothing like being woken up to a blow job.

Gotta start sleeping with my mouth closed.
04-02-2013 , 10:02 PM
astros about to be perfect gamed day 2. gonna be a long as season.
04-02-2013 , 10:03 PM
I totally didn't expect that guy to eat all that. Then I realised he was going to do it in one sitting. :s
04-02-2013 , 10:11 PM
Ya it made me a little sick. Then it gave me motivation to eat this 1.56lb t-bone.

04-02-2013 , 10:15 PM
you only ate the t-bone? pussy, that guy ate way more than that
04-02-2013 , 10:19 PM
Pelican eats bones iykwim
04-02-2013 , 10:20 PM
I'm on a strict diet.
04-02-2013 , 10:23 PM
I hate this sub forum and these threads but I had to post in a mayo is gayo thread.
04-02-2013 , 10:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by elrey
astros about to be perfect gamed day 2. gonna be a long as season.
Wu's pitchcount tho
04-02-2013 , 10:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by markksman
I hate this sub forum and these threads but I had to post in a mayo is gayo thread.
I can only speak for myself and Mayo when I say "**** you".
04-02-2013 , 10:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by markksman
I hate this sub forum and these threads but I had to post in a mayo is gayo thread.
Thanks for sharing, now please go drink some antifreeze.
04-02-2013 , 10:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fredd-bird
I'm on a strict diet.
pics of diet
04-02-2013 , 10:37 PM
Made $12 playing poker today. Oh well. That can't be good for my Aria winrate tho.
04-02-2013 , 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nham
pics of diet
I think dick pics aren't allowed.
04-02-2013 , 10:44 PM
William Shatner and Kaley Cuoco are doing commercials together. I can fap to that.
04-02-2013 , 11:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackitos
Pelican eats bones iykwim
I wd berry my dick so deep in ur ass that whoever cd pull it out wd be crowned king arthur
04-02-2013 , 11:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
I wd berry my dick so deep in ur ass that whoever cd pull it out wd be crowned king arthur
But my name's not Arthur
04-02-2013 , 11:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JMurder3
Made $12 playing poker today. Oh well. That can't be good for my Aria winrate tho.
I think it's considered a positive offset, or a buffer. Helps dilute past and future losses.

$0.69/hourly just looks bad when viewed as a single event.
04-02-2013 , 11:10 PM
you can Bea Arthur
04-02-2013 , 11:13 PM
last night I had a dream. there was a bunch of shirtless dudes yelling swag and a bunch of girls pulling duckfaces.

I killed them all.

YOLOCAUST
04-02-2013 , 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
you can Bea Arthur
That is my baby momma.
04-02-2013 , 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
last night I had a dream. there was a bunch of shirtless dudes yelling swag and a bunch of girls pulling duckfaces.

I killed them all.

YOLOCAUST
Not a court in the land would convict you.
04-02-2013 , 11:27 PM
wft is the matter with these people???
04-02-2013 , 11:28 PM
Some dude was perfect through 8 2/3 innings. BASEBALOL.

      
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