There was this gush of amniotic fluid and i wont lie i was making a weird face cuz i associate vaginas with happiness and fun and let me tell you i wont look at one the same way cuz seriously that was a ****ing bowling ball this lady ploped out and it didnt look fun
Replace the Danish flag with an England flag, the football to a cricket ball, move ILD to Dublin, move me to East Scotland/Norn Iron and you've got it.