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Old 02-10-2013, 02:32 AM   #101
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You could make it as mayor, if you stay away from drugs, women, and gambooling.

The dealer probably mistook your little bird leg for the table leg. nbd.
Not in Vegas...

She should know what the table feels like by now

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dealer definitely hitting on you iyam.
Ya, I thought so too. Was weird. Not really sure what the correct response is. No dealer, please stop kicking me, I'm happily engaged?

I told the fiancee & she thought it was funny.

How ya doing?

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Personally, I think you'd make a good pilot, murder..
Dubious.
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:55 AM   #102
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:05 AM   #103
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There was a girl wearing a camo sweatshirt at the bar and I asked her if it was hard to hunt in the kitchen.

Ashi got mad at me for it.
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:10 AM   #104
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:42 AM   #105
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:44 AM   #106
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hi qt
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Old 02-10-2013, 04:51 AM   #107
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:03 AM   #108
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:25 AM   #109
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Sup wankers?
My peen was inside vag tonight.
Just so u kno....
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:26 AM   #110
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:40 AM   #111
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hi #wildcard
OMG he said hi
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:23 AM   #112
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Sup wankers?
My peen was inside vag tonight.
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I didn't think your mum counted
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Old 02-10-2013, 06:29 AM   #113
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Also,

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unf is right.
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:04 AM   #114
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Day 1 of 64 hour work week begins. Bring it on universe.
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:04 AM   #115
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:11 AM   #116
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I didn't think your mum counted
She counts, she just doesn't read too well.
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:13 AM   #117
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:16 AM   #118
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AL: I'd like to take a second, while we have some private time together, to tell you how much I enjoyed the Romney thread. I shared it with the rest of the family, and they enjoyed it as well. Thanks.
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:17 AM   #119
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:18 AM   #120
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:28 AM   #121
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They're showing a fast track of every 2012 race. That's my day sorted
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:30 AM   #122
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AL: I'd like to take a second, while we have some private time together, to tell you how much I enjoyed the Romney thread. I shared it with the rest of the family, and they enjoyed it as well. Thanks.
I'm so happy over the reception it's gotten. I appreciate the love.
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:31 AM   #123
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I'm planning a follow up Romey pic story, but my camera busted so it'll be a while.
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:34 AM   #124
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I bet this gif was taken from a longer, larger, more detailed video. Any internet detectives itt?
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:36 AM   #125
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I'm going to miss Michael.
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