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02-10-2013 , 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
You could make it as mayor, if you stay away from drugs, women, and gambooling.

The dealer probably mistook your little bird leg for the table leg. nbd.
Not in Vegas...

She should know what the table feels like by now

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Originally Posted by Gizmo
dealer definitely hitting on you iyam.
Ya, I thought so too. Was weird. Not really sure what the correct response is. No dealer, please stop kicking me, I'm happily engaged?

I told the fiancee & she thought it was funny.

How ya doing?

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Personally, I think you'd make a good pilot, murder..
Dubious.
02-10-2013 , 02:55 AM
PRENUP
02-10-2013 , 03:05 AM
There was a girl wearing a camo sweatshirt at the bar and I asked her if it was hard to hunt in the kitchen.

Ashi got mad at me for it.
02-10-2013 , 04:10 AM
bump
02-10-2013 , 04:42 AM
Lock & Ban
02-10-2013 , 04:44 AM
hi qt
02-10-2013 , 04:51 AM
hi #wildcard
02-10-2013 , 05:03 AM
fml lolz jk I luv errrbody
02-10-2013 , 05:25 AM
Sup wankers?
My peen was inside vag tonight.
Just so u kno....
02-10-2013 , 05:26 AM
I approve
02-10-2013 , 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
hi #wildcard
OMG he said hi
02-10-2013 , 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by biceps
Sup wankers?
My peen was inside vag tonight.
Just so u kno....
I didn't think your mum counted
02-10-2013 , 06:29 AM
Also,

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Originally Posted by Gizmo
unf is right.
02-10-2013 , 07:04 AM
Day 1 of 64 hour work week begins. Bring it on universe.
02-10-2013 , 07:04 AM
Penis
02-10-2013 , 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap
I didn't think your mum counted
She counts, she just doesn't read too well.
02-10-2013 , 07:13 AM
Today is Sunday

Try not to screw it up.

Bump
02-10-2013 , 07:16 AM
AL: I'd like to take a second, while we have some private time together, to tell you how much I enjoyed the Romney thread. I shared it with the rest of the family, and they enjoyed it as well. Thanks.
02-10-2013 , 07:17 AM
Would you like an ice cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce
02-10-2013 , 07:18 AM
Whole wheat gives me the winds.
02-10-2013 , 07:28 AM
They're showing a fast track of every 2012 race. That's my day sorted
02-10-2013 , 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
AL: I'd like to take a second, while we have some private time together, to tell you how much I enjoyed the Romney thread. I shared it with the rest of the family, and they enjoyed it as well. Thanks.
I'm so happy over the reception it's gotten. I appreciate the love.
02-10-2013 , 07:31 AM
I'm planning a follow up Romey pic story, but my camera busted so it'll be a while.
02-10-2013 , 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo
I bet this gif was taken from a longer, larger, more detailed video. Any internet detectives itt?
02-10-2013 , 07:36 AM
I'm going to miss Michael.

      
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