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01-27-2013 , 12:49 PM

#5126

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

just got a call from the guy who is to releave me at work--"Yeah, the interstate is closed, so I'll be late."

Translated: I'm hungover.

01-27-2013 , 12:53 PM

#5127

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Working on Sundays? What kind of non-religious, socialist republic you living in?

01-27-2013 , 12:54 PM

#5128

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

The evil, dual kind? I work TWO jobs most Sundays. Yeah I officially suck at life.

01-27-2013 , 12:55 PM

#5129

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Getting up at 4am to work Sunday mornings kills Saturday night fun.

01-27-2013 , 12:58 PM

#5130

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

albino you should just get a high paid 9-5 monday to friday job

01-27-2013 , 01:01 PM

#5131

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Sure, they just toss those around. Strung out strippers work better hours than I do. Certainly get paid better.

01-27-2013 , 01:03 PM

#5132

fredd-bird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 19,337

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

Getting up at 4am to work Sunday mornings kills Saturday night fun.

Fun is for those bored with the culminating efforts of their life's work.

01-27-2013 , 01:03 PM

#5133

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

Sure, they just toss those around. Strung out strippers work better hours than I do. Certainly get paid better.

Maybe breast augmentation is the solution?

I think I have a groupon...let me check.

01-27-2013 , 01:06 PM

#5134

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredd-bird

I believe the things that set off gout are high protein, high fat, high alcohol diet combined with a lack of activity. My diet has been pretty high protein and high fat, but I've only had ~4 beers over the last 2 weeks and my activity levels are higher than ever. So, I'm not 100% sure it's gout yet, however the onset is exactly the same as it was last time: Pain in my f OOT as soon as I woke up. If it walks, talks and acts like a gout, it's probably a gout.*

I had a bout a few years ago. Two docs called it gout. Turns out I was getting some low grade meth from a guy down the street.

No substitute for quality, imo.

01-27-2013 , 01:10 PM

#5135

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Maybe breast augmentation is the solution?

I think I have a groupon...let me check.

1/2 off coupon, eh? So could I get one boob done for 25% of the price?

01-27-2013 , 01:15 PM

#5136

LeonardoDicaprio

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 39,918

Or 3 boobs for 75%

01-27-2013 , 01:16 PM

#5137

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

nobodies paying for one boob

01-27-2013 , 01:37 PM

#5138

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Having no friends and no life can have up sides. Like you can be like a bitch and spend an hour and a half soaking in a bubble bath.

01-27-2013 , 01:41 PM

#5139

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Baths WOAT.

01-27-2013 , 01:41 PM

#5140

LeonardoDicaprio

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 39,918

Seth McFarlane is intolerable

01-27-2013 , 01:43 PM

#5141

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

being a liverpool fan is woat

01-27-2013 , 01:45 PM

#5142

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

i cant have a bath without masturbating, i just feel all sexy

01-27-2013 , 01:46 PM

#5143

LeonardoDicaprio

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 39,918

I would love to become a soccer fan but there's too many leagues and stuff it's intimidating

01-27-2013 , 01:47 PM

#5144

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Think I've had one bath in like 8 years. :|

01-27-2013 , 01:47 PM

#5145

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

just watch barcelona

01-27-2013 , 01:48 PM

#5146

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

Baths WOAT.

For getting clean WOAT. For listening to music and relaxing they are the best imo.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovedonks

i cant have a bath without masturbating, i just feel all sexy

I hope you don't finish in the bath water

uke:

01-27-2013 , 01:50 PM

#5147

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

so close gerrard

01-27-2013 , 01:52 PM

#5148

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,608

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

I hope you don't finish in the bath water

uke:

i do but i obv wait till im nearly ready to get out of the bath, im not an animal

01-27-2013 , 02:01 PM

#5149

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Who got this game probably Heat right?

01-27-2013 , 02:07 PM

#5150

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

Who got this game probably Heat right?

Wtfyoa?

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