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01-22-2013 , 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
Sounds terrible.
confirmed but i took a small pull. my friend gave it to me like a year ago and it's just been sitting there.
01-22-2013 , 01:08 AM
the crotch grab in the Harbaugh gif just completes it beautifully
01-22-2013 , 01:09 AM
Triple Sec is only necessary if you have a legit bar where you're mixing a lot of drinks or live with a girl imo.

I pretty much survive on Manhattans.
01-22-2013 , 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
eh? I tht they would report $50k then the insurance company does its own math at their end. stupid question
they do try to trick you like that a lot actually. ****ing *******s.
01-22-2013 , 01:14 AM
ooooh big bad city slicker
01-22-2013 , 01:15 AM
it is tricky because they're actual loss IS 50k. I tht they put the insurance part in to mislead you.
01-22-2013 , 01:18 AM
I'm full of a whole lotta "Done with this ****" tonight.
01-22-2013 , 01:21 AM
wife nagging again?
01-22-2013 , 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Albino Lord
I'm full of a whole lotta "Done with this ****" tonight.
The microwave kind, or is it left-over?
01-22-2013 , 01:24 AM
My paternal granny used to make some bangin done with this ****, but the recipe went with her to the grave.
01-22-2013 , 01:27 AM
I miss my G Ma's goat Irish stew wif dumplings.
01-22-2013 , 01:28 AM
I never did find out what happened to her chihauhas when she left us. or the car. or the jewellery that was buried in the red sock 3rd drawer right side of the cupboard.
01-22-2013 , 01:37 AM
For nham

@UNTRESOR 50m "Trevor." "Marcus." "Jacob." "Trent." "Can't remember his name. I ate his ass in a park." "Brad." -Taylor Swift taking a Rorschach test
01-22-2013 , 01:37 AM
Aiott...wife bought a couple of trunks at an antique shop today.
I now have a State of Michigan, Board of Medical Registration supporting the certification in medicine, surgery, and midwifery for Sam M Horton of Battle Creek. 22 March, 1900.

I always wanted to be a yankee doctor.
01-22-2013 , 01:38 AM
I asked these questions but I was at an age where telling me to shut up was ok. I was entitled to 15% of her worth os and never got a cent. I still ask questions but everyone just shrugs their shoulders hmmm
01-22-2013 , 01:39 AM
I'm talking to myself again aren't I?
01-22-2013 , 01:40 AM
I feel like I'm invisible in omg these days
01-22-2013 , 01:40 AM
sue your relatives imo
01-22-2013 , 01:42 AM
You can't put a value on a chihuahua.
What would you do with 15% of a pink sock?
Don't be a golddigger, pel. You're better than that, man.
01-22-2013 , 01:43 AM
is it true ur a bandwagon niners fan peli?
01-22-2013 , 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
wife nagging again?
Nagging wife would be preferred. I've learned to tune her out.
01-22-2013 , 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
Aiott...wife bought a couple of trunks at an antique shop today.
I now have a State of Michigan, Board of Medical Registration supporting the certification in medicine, surgery, and midwifery for Sam M Horton of Battle Creek. 22 March, 1900.

I always wanted to be a yankee doctor.
Free abortions for everyone!!!!

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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
I asked these questions but I was at an age where telling me to shut up was ok. I was entitled to 15% of her worth os and never got a cent. I still ask questions but everyone just shrugs their shoulders hmmm
Inheritance is the nut low transaction. The deceased needs to really have their **** in order to make sure everything goes well, and even then sometimes....
01-22-2013 , 01:45 AM
Night went to crap when I was at job #1 taking out the trash--nasty thrown away food--when the bag ripped open & all the food jizzed on my pants. Now at job #2, radio station, needing a shower and in a **** mood.
01-22-2013 , 01:45 AM
it was her sisters that done it. I know this.

meh I wouldn't have sold most material things given to me. sell the car split those $ but jewelry I keep for the memories.
01-22-2013 , 01:48 AM
only minor positive: I bring a change of clothes so I won't have nasty trash stink festering on me all night long. Instead it's festering in my car, so when I leave the smell will be atrocious.

      
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