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Old 12-16-2012, 05:39 PM   #151
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:40 PM   #152
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Why were the last two omgs so slow?
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:41 PM   #153
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slow, fast, wats the diff?
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:42 PM   #154
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I may lose all 4 of my fantasy footy playoff match-ups this week. I am not good at wat I do.
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:43 PM   #155
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doug martin rushing for 16 yards on 9 carries didn't help matters.
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:43 PM   #156
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Nervous much witty? :s

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Old 12-16-2012, 05:45 PM   #157
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eh, you win some, you lose more than some.
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:48 PM   #158
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Rams beat niners, vikings beat rams therefore niners beat pats.

It's all math.
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:55 PM   #159
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THIS AINEC:

“You want to know why. This may sound cynical, but here’s why.



It’s because of the way the media reports it. Flip on the news and watch how we treat the Batman theater shooter and the Oregon mall shooter like celebrities. Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris are household names, but do you know the name of a single *victim* of Columbine? Disturbed



People who would otherwise just off themselves in their basements see the news and want to top it by doing something worse, and going out in a memorable way. Why a grade school? Why children? Because he’ll be remembered as a horrible monster, instead of a sad nobody.



CNN’s article says that if the body count “holds up”, this will rank as the second deadliest shooting behind Virginia Tech, as if statistics somehow make one shooting worse than another. Then they post a video interview of third-graders for all the details of what they saw and heard while the shootings were happening. Fox News has plastered the killer’s face on all their reports for hours.



Any articles or news stories yet that focus on the victims and ignore the killer’s identity? None that I’ve seen yet. Because they don’t sell. So congratulations, sensationalist media, you’ve just lit the fire for someone to top this and knock off a day care center or a maternity ward next.



You can help by forgetting you ever read this man’s name, and remembering the name of at least one victim. You can help by donating to mental health research instead of pointing to gun control as the problem. You can help by turning off the news.”

-Morgan Freeman
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:56 PM   #160
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:58 PM   #161
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HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:00 PM   #162
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yippee!
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:00 PM   #163
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*pushes to ground*
about the the game :S

butnah brady gonna get kaeped by the smith gang
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:01 PM   #164
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I got a home despot gift card for the last night of chanukah, and I squandered 7/10ths of it the very next day on some stuffs geeeeee
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:02 PM   #165
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miles austin so hot right now
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:04 PM   #166
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miles austin so hot right now
Clay "Chia Pet" Beasley, Austin's teammate, is solid too.
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:08 PM   #167
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ello eloooooooo

chiefs raiders going to be a turbl game don't do it to yourself.
a wholenlotta bad games on this afternoon :s
hmmmm, it's a 3-0 abortion of a football exhibition into the 2nd quarter.

I should have heeded your advice, Swami.
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:12 PM   #168
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butnah brady gonna get kaeped by the smith gang
Thank god our D is always goating. Brady gets two TDs today. Up to Kaeper to do the rest.
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:14 PM   #169
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Swami IWSN.

LOL thats a good one.
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:14 PM   #170
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off to complete faucet repair. hap, hap, happy holidays, gang.

God bless those in Connecticut.

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Sky sports nfl coverage is super terrible.
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:30 PM   #172
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Sky sports nfl coverage is super terrible.
LOL yes.

In their defense the get a feed that they have no control over so sometimes they see replays that they aren't prepared for. Especially the game breaks.

The being said the studio hosts are still real real bad
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:32 PM   #173
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What, are you over the brickie's for supper?
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Old 12-16-2012, 06:33 PM   #174
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