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01-13-2013 , 03:41 PM

#9951

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

lies

Are you calling me fat?

01-13-2013 , 03:41 PM

#9952

ncboiler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 15,556

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

I will roofie you and stick a prairiedog in your bunghole.

Looking forward to it!!! See you after the game!!

01-13-2013 , 03:42 PM

#9953

gregorio

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

fu boiler

Last edited by gregorio; 01-13-2013 at 03:48 PM.

01-13-2013 , 03:43 PM

#9954

ncboiler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 15,556

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

ok guys, chipa's gone know, let the trolling begin

I only wish I knew how

01-13-2013 , 03:49 PM

#9955

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by chipa

thank you aiott and everyone, but unfortunatelly non of these helps me to become happy. i see so many fat, silly, unpretty women who are much more happy than me and it tilts me hard. i feel like WOAT. maybe i am. you cant know, you saw stupid pics only.

Things will get better. They always do. Humans have amazing abilities to cope.

01-13-2013 , 03:50 PM

#9956

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Chipa's pretty much the GOAT

01-13-2013 , 03:50 PM

#9957

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Things will get better. They always do. Humans have amazing abilities to cope.

if nothing else, you can always nom some delicious peanut butter cups

i'm employing that tactic aorn

om nom nom

01-13-2013 , 03:51 PM

#9958

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

I'm regretting not doing this.

I offered to beat them with a tire iron iirc.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chipa

k, guys and jelly, thanks everyone for your support. and thanks for not trolling me aorn (at least wait till i leave, plz!)
i`m bed now. tomorrows a **** work. happy new year. (old style)

Goodnight & Happy Old New Year!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da33le

everybody has an insane life and everybody gets depressed. If they claim they don't they a liar. I mean Pelican said he is happy. BS

REM wrote a song about it iirc.

Ps. Golden Taint!!!

01-13-2013 , 03:51 PM

#9959

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

i am full of poor life decisions

01-13-2013 , 03:53 PM

#9960

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key

if nothing else, you can always nom some delicious peanut butter cups

i'm employing that tactic aorn

om nom nom

I got some chocolates I'm gonna rape so hard later.

01-13-2013 , 03:54 PM

#9961

Low Key

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

you might find it more enjoyable to put them in your mouth and chew, as opposed to sticking your penis in them against their will

01-13-2013 , 03:55 PM

#9962

ncboiler

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Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 15,556

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

I got some chocolates I'm gonna rape so hard later.

You feeling better?

01-13-2013 , 03:57 PM

#9963

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

So I'm just sitting here in the dark freezing my balls off because we have no power. **** this **** ****ing ****s bastard

01-13-2013 , 03:57 PM

#9964

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

i am full of poor life decisions

LoL ya you just got a degree from the "Harvard of Canada", got a sweet ass beard, live in one of the top ten ballinest cities in North America, got nhamspo flex, and are on your way to becoming an oncologist or some **** and you're like 20 or something. Clearly you got nothing going right in your life.

Although I admit the T Swift obsession is suspect.

01-13-2013 , 03:58 PM

#9965

Low Key

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

put on a sweater

01-13-2013 , 03:58 PM

#9966

ncboiler

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Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 15,556

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

So I'm just sitting here in the dark freezing my balls off because we have no power. **** this **** ****ing ****s bastard

Are the German's up to no good again?

01-13-2013 , 03:59 PM

#9967

The Brickie

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Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

So I'm just sitting here in the dark freezing my balls off because we have no power. **** this **** ****ing ****s bastard

Wait til your battery packs in looloolollol

01-13-2013 , 04:00 PM

#9968

-Insert Witty SN-

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key

if nothing else, you can always nom some delicious peanut butter cups

i'm employing that tactic aorn

om nom nom

xomg pics

01-13-2013 , 04:01 PM

#9969

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key

you might find it more enjoyable to put them in your mouth and chew, as opposed to sticking your penis in them against their will

Your definition of rape is unnecessarily restricting. Don't you believe I can rape something with my mouth?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ncboiler

You feeling better?

Meh, only drank like 52oz of tea last night. I'm not real sick just lethargic.

01-13-2013 , 04:01 PM

#9970

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

i am full of poor life decisions

welcome to the club

01-13-2013 , 04:01 PM

#9971

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Phone battery was on 3% but luckily my laptop is fully charged and will last another 6+ hours (FYLs). Wearing 2 hoodies aorn and its still baltic.

01-13-2013 , 04:03 PM

#9972

Low Key

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

when they say creamy, they mean it, too. none of the stiff **** up in hurrrr

01-13-2013 , 04:04 PM

#9973

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Dark chocolate <

01-13-2013 , 04:05 PM

#9974

Low Key

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Your definition of rape is unnecessarily restricting. Don't you believe I can rape something with my mouth?

Is this question meant as a commentary on your abilities, or just a general question?

01-13-2013 , 04:05 PM

#9975

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Dark chocolate puke

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