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I have a baby face. I don't have to try. There's a lot of minorities that live here. This area is poor and most of the people here wear street clothes to court. It's kind of funny to see men with tucked in wifebeaters. I'm going against trailer trash, high school dropout, unemployed drug addicts. I'm hoping the middle class can relate to me.

not the right attitude here...

Last edited by notelton; 12-14-2012 at 10:20 PM. Reason: good thing there isnt a risk of prison. they have quotas ya know.

12-14-2012 , 10:19 PM

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i need a hug

12-14-2012 , 10:21 PM

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not the right attitude here...

I am very polite, but nervous in court

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i need a hug

Only if I can stick it in your butt

12-14-2012 , 10:26 PM

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i don't even know what that means

12-14-2012 , 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

Only if I can stick it in your butt

Ummmm, I don't think that's the kind of "relations with the middle class" a jury is going to sympathize with.

I'm swayed...

12-14-2012 , 10:29 PM

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Hung jury...lol.

12-14-2012 , 10:30 PM

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lol

12-14-2012 , 10:31 PM

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i'm upper class

12-14-2012 , 10:32 PM

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i need a hug

why tho?

12-14-2012 , 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

I am very polite, but nervous in court

so what did you do to this meth head that she attacks you like this?

12-14-2012 , 10:39 PM

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because

12-14-2012 , 10:39 PM

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she was selling on her turf, ldo.

12-14-2012 , 10:40 PM

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so what did you do to this meth head that she attacks you like this?

Bitchez be crazy!

12-14-2012 , 10:41 PM

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after the upper class comment, i think i mightve jumped to conclusions too soon lol.

12-14-2012 , 10:43 PM

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she was selling on her turf, ldo.

hamsterdam, NC ?

12-14-2012 , 10:47 PM

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so what did you do to this meth head that she attacks you like this?

In regards to the gun being stolen, I said I wouldn't trust her brother. He had just said no one took the gun. She then went psycho and said "that's my brother. you don't say that about my brother" and the lunges after me. I was hiding behind my friend

12-14-2012 , 10:51 PM

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This is her

12-14-2012 , 10:51 PM

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so many questions.. will just ask 1 or 2.. how many people were present when it all happened?

12-14-2012 , 10:55 PM

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so many questions.. will just ask 1 or 2.. how many people were present when it all happened?

9, she denies 2 of the guys being present and we didn't know their identities to press charges. her boyfriend's tranny sister was with us but i think she was hiding somewhere. there were 6 on their side

12-14-2012 , 10:59 PM

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trannies are people too! thanks for the responses. id prob get way too involved, ill stop here.

im on your side and youre not convincing me so you should work on your story. gl

12-14-2012 , 11:01 PM

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This is her

She looks nice.

Dig that hair.

12-14-2012 , 11:04 PM

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Omg...zombie apocalypse episode on countdown to apocalypse series.

Ffffyyyeeeeaahhh!

12-14-2012 , 11:06 PM

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trannies are people too! thanks for the responses. id prob get way too involved, ill stop here.

im on your side and youre not convincing me so you should work on your story. gl

it's a very long story. you're missing a lot of essential details so the story shouldn't connect for you. it's hard to give the short story in this matter

12-14-2012 , 11:09 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

it's a very long story. you're missing a lot of essential details so the story shouldn't connect for you. it's hard to give the short story in this matter

id think there was some backstory, ud end up saying too much if i continued imo..

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