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They start so young these days *tear*

Well I made a mafia name but it sucks. At least I got my own "fu pelican" in that thread.

Everytime I type "pelican" it autocorrects to Mexican wtf?

11-28-2012 , 06:29 PM

#5228

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Jesus some girls really put their boobs out there.

Pics?

11-28-2012 , 06:31 PM

#5229

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Wat? Pel is Mexican? Didn't see that one coming.

11-28-2012 , 06:31 PM

#5230

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

I was on a train :s

11-28-2012 , 06:31 PM

#5231

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

Yeah I've had MD20/20 a couple times. Good ****.

11-28-2012 , 06:32 PM

#5232

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

I think that 4loko **** is more like America's buckfast.

11-28-2012 , 06:34 PM

#5233

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Jesus some girls really put their boobs out there.

Also I dont find putting Jesus and boobs in the same sentence very appropriate.

11-28-2012 , 06:34 PM

#5234

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Ripple or Thunderbird tho.

4loko used to have the caffeine but not the wine. Now its just weak.

11-28-2012 , 06:35 PM

#5235

Rolando Blackman

adept

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 999

king cobra

11-28-2012 , 06:39 PM

#5236

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Quote:

Originally Posted by biceps

Also I dont find putting Jesus and boobs in the same sentence very appropriate.

But saying "Jesus can smd" is ok?

11-28-2012 , 06:46 PM

#5237

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

You are a defiler of a great religion

11-28-2012 , 06:49 PM

#5238

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

That's a weird thing to call Witty's mum.

11-28-2012 , 06:53 PM

#5239

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

So my gf just asked if I want to come up tonight or wait till Saturday?

Without much thought I said we can wait till Saturday and pressed send.

Wtf?

Brb gonna kill myself.

11-28-2012 , 06:56 PM

#5240

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

RIP Daniel.

11-28-2012 , 06:58 PM

#5241

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

j/k

The reality is that Jesus equals God and God is eternally present within all of us. And you did get your dick sucked on at some point. So Jesus already DID suck your dick.
I even dare to go further than that with saying that even if it was a female to male act it was probably the gayest experience of your life.
Because in fact, Jesus was gay.
He was raised in a gay family (remember, he had two fathers, one was spiritual and the other was a carpenter).
Let alone that after assumption he got into even a gayer scene, the rainbow "Father son and holy spirit" triangle.

11-28-2012 , 07:00 PM

#5242

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Wait, your real name is Daniel?

Last edited by biceps; 11-28-2012 at 07:01 PM. Reason: That'd explain so many things

11-28-2012 , 07:01 PM

#5243

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

lol Jesus is a *** lol

That cracked me up biceps

11-28-2012 , 07:03 PM

#5244

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Call me a bleeding heart if you must but I really don't think people should hunt milfs.

11-28-2012 , 07:05 PM

#5245

Abe008

I ARE just biebwr
but not a mod

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 12,139

That's a cute avatar allinontheturn.

11-28-2012 , 07:35 PM

#5246

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe008

That's a cute avatar allinontheturn.

imo2

11-28-2012 , 07:37 PM

#5247

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Lipstick to red

11-28-2012 , 07:37 PM

#5248

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

meh

11-28-2012 , 07:37 PM

#5249

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,535

that hat seems a bit too big tho

11-28-2012 , 07:52 PM

#5250

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Lipstick to red

*two

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