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10-21-2012 , 07:00 AM

#6951

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Stop being so Albino.

10-21-2012 , 07:09 AM

#6952

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Death first!

10-21-2012 , 07:12 AM

#6953

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

thought ahead this week, brought my own banana.

10-21-2012 , 07:16 AM

#6954

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

bananas are good

10-21-2012 , 07:43 AM

#6955

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

How could Jason Vorhees ever sneak up on someone? I figure he never bathes and would have to reek beyond belief. Gotta be able to smell that.

10-21-2012 , 07:50 AM

#6956

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

He stays downwind of his victims. Also among animals humans have terrible sense of smell.

10-21-2012 , 07:58 AM

#6957

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Steak & bananas. Breakfast of kings.

10-21-2012 , 08:12 AM

#6958

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Houston/Baltimore should be a pretty sweet game today.

10-21-2012 , 08:19 AM

#6959

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

No Ray Lewis, Houston romps.

10-21-2012 , 08:33 AM

#6960

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

How much do script writers make for rehashing the same crap over and over again? I'm looking at you Friday the 13th movies.

10-21-2012 , 08:35 AM

#6961

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

I need to get a haircut today. If I don't I'll never get it done during the week.

10-21-2012 , 08:37 AM

#6962

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

There are like ten movies tops, and everything is just a variant of those basic formats.

10-21-2012 , 08:46 AM

#6963

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Kirsten Dunst once said there is only 14 scripts in Hollywood, so how can I get on the money train of rehashing the same tripe over and over? just looking to get paid.

10-21-2012 , 08:47 AM

#6964

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Sometimes I'm lying in bed and I think I'm by myself and I notice someone grabbing at my dick and I'm all "wtf"

Spoiler:

10-21-2012 , 08:50 AM

#6965

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

Kirsten Dunst once said there is only 14 scripts in Hollywood, so how can I get on the money train of rehashing the same tripe over and over? just looking to get paid.

She must be including subcategories of porn, which I lump all into one category.

I'd say for a guy like you, your best bet to get in on the action would be a boom operator.

10-21-2012 , 08:52 AM

#6966

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

Ohhhh, if aiott and Kirsten Dunst said it then it must be fact.

10-21-2012 , 08:56 AM

#6967

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Exactly.

10-21-2012 , 08:59 AM

#6968

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Brickie

Ohhhh, if aiott and Kirsten Dunst said it then it must be fact.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albino Lord

Exactly.

10-21-2012 , 09:10 AM

#6969

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Sometimes I'm lying in bed and I think I'm by myself and I notice someone grabbing at my dick and I'm all "wtf"

Spoiler:

Needs creepy soundtrack

10-21-2012 , 09:14 AM

#6970

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Does the sound of me gently sobbing qualify as "creepy"?

10-21-2012 , 09:31 AM

#6971

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Does the sound of me gently sobbing qualify as "creepy"?

Probably not, but if you would PM me an mp3 of it, I'll add it to my playlist.

10-21-2012 , 09:37 AM

#6972

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Sometimes I'm lying in bed and I think I'm by myself and I notice someone grabbing at my dick and I'm all "wtf"

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Does the sound of me gently sobbing qualify as "creepy"?

Go on.

10-21-2012 , 09:38 AM

#6973

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Well that helps explain why every movie she is in sucks major balls.

10-21-2012 , 09:42 AM

#6974

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

that plus the lack of acting skill

10-21-2012 , 09:44 AM

#6975

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Hello, da33le.

I think the Falcons should make it out of this week still undefeated.

:$

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