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08-30-2012 , 01:32 PM

#5126

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

In the same way AIDS > HIV

08-30-2012 , 01:33 PM

#5127

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

Lawyers > doctors

Blue as your attorney I'm considering this a hate crime. Please authorize lawsuit to seek damages.

08-30-2012 , 01:35 PM

#5128

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

MsB will u marry me?

08-30-2012 , 01:37 PM

#5129

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

MsB will u marry me?

Naw, that thing where you disappear for 4 months at a time would irk me.

08-30-2012 , 01:37 PM

#5130

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

irk

08-30-2012 , 01:39 PM

#5131

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

Naw, that thing where you disappear for 4 months at a time would irk me.

Sounds like icing on the cake iyam. But the cake is still expired and rotten and has no soul and has a dum face.

08-30-2012 , 01:40 PM

#5132

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

I wish i could disappear from the real world for months at a time

08-30-2012 , 01:40 PM

#5133

Jediburke

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,501

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

You must be cavity searched at the airport all the time just for being the most freaked out guy in line! I'm sure nobody walks into the basement and thinks "there is a more heavily pungent odour of semen in here than the usual semen smell - you've been naughty!"

Also why isn't there a fan or a window? Thirdly, if there is a fapping room, they should provide towels and have janitor service regularly. What kind of people just bust on the floor like that? It's inconsiderate.

i am fairly paranoid type of person. no windows was in there. him knowing was the only reason i could think of why he would come in and out so quick.

08-30-2012 , 01:41 PM

#5134

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Don't be jelly panda

08-30-2012 , 01:45 PM

#5135

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Don't be jelly panda

I won't. I fight back.

08-30-2012 , 01:46 PM

#5136

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Whatever tetanus eye

08-30-2012 , 01:48 PM

#5137

AngryPanda

live 42 day

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jediburke

i am fairly paranoid type of person. no windows was in there. him knowing was the only reason i could think of why he would come in and out so quick.

If you're going to fap in a basement at work where there are people walking around (wtf do you do for a living?!?), you should probably take a tip from your coworker and come as quickly as he did.

08-30-2012 , 01:50 PM

#5138

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

hey panda i bet it wasn't tetanus and it was actually just semen

08-30-2012 , 01:51 PM

#5139

AngryPanda

live 42 day

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5,029

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

hey panda i bet it wasn't tetanus and it was actually just semen

If that's the case, I have a newfound empathy for porn stars.

08-30-2012 , 01:52 PM

#5140

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

Spoiler:

08-30-2012 , 01:53 PM

#5141

New Kid

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 750

"For only $350.00 a month, I'll let you have sex with me."

08-30-2012 , 01:53 PM

#5142

Jediburke

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,501

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngryPanda

If you're going to fap in a basement at work where there are people walking around (wtf do you do for a living?!?), you should probably take a tip from your coworker and come as quickly as he did.

It was the restroom on the basement floor where all the servers are. Not a lot of us have access down there, so i thought it was pretty safe.

08-30-2012 , 01:55 PM

#5143

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

pay rent AND be a care taker? mbn

08-30-2012 , 01:55 PM

#5144

nham

34oz

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 10,649

hey new kid what u doin later

Spoiler:

08-30-2012 , 01:56 PM

#5145

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

new kidney...

we're saved!

08-30-2012 , 01:59 PM

#5146

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

How many advils should i take? 4?

08-30-2012 , 01:59 PM

#5147

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

That guy presents all obligations and no upside except that quasi ghetto place is cheap.

08-30-2012 , 02:02 PM

#5148

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,020

Scooter is lonely already

08-30-2012 , 02:03 PM

#5149

-Insert Witty SN-

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,921

hes just a regalur dood

08-30-2012 , 02:04 PM

#5150

New Kid

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 750

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

That guy presents all obligations and no upside except that quasi ghetto place is cheap.

"Dazzling company" was just implied.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nham

hey new kid what u doin later

Spoiler:

You'll have to beat his offer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-

pay rent AND be a care taker? mbn

You're the money guy around here. I'm trusting your analysis on this one, Witty.

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