Dean, to the physics department. "Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why couldn't you be like the math department - all they need is money for pencils, paper and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper."

how bad is this school?

Kielbasa and sauerkraut for lunch?

It's basically a joke

hello sports fans

Go to work j2

day off :boots:

went to a bar last night, ate jack in the box and whataburger, good night

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I'm going to tell you guys a story about a guy I used to play poker home games with regularly when I lived in MA. Feel free to discuss, laugh, ridicule etc. In honor of bad Bar Exam questions, I will call him Harry, and her Wanda (Husband & Wife).

Harry & Wanda were high school sweethearts. They both believe they are the only person the other one has ever slept with. They were married about 4 years ago, and have a 2 year old daughter (who I will call Dalia.

5 of my other friends came into town on Saturday. Harry & Wanda had plans to go down to Florida for 10 days or so starting early last week to visit his family. Harry had never been to Vegas, & Wanda thought it would be great for him to go, especially with so many guys he knew in town. So he flew from Florida to Vegas on Sunday.

So on Monday, Wanda & Dalia make the 3 hour drive from Harry's familial home to Sea World, getting a hotel room as Wanda did not want to have to drive both ways in one day.

When Wanda & Dalia return on Tuesday, the family asks Dalia how her trip to Sea World was. She said it was good & that she saw a family friend. I'm just going to call him Jesse, cuz I think that was his name.

Jesse was a friend of Harry's sister's husband, & often hung out with both Harry & Wanda when they were in town.

The family is taken aback by this because Wanda claimed she had gone alone & never mentioned to anyone that she would meet up with Jesse there, plus Harry's sister suspected something was going on between the 2 of them already, & had previously said that Wanda shouldn't hang out with Jesse (when this was originally brought up months ago Harry said no way, Jesse was a great guy and it would suck if they couldn't hang out anymore). Also, a picture was sent to some family members from Sea World of Dalia with an arm around her, which looks kind of big & manly. Wanda claims it's her arm, & just looks strange because it's getting squished by Dalia.

The family calls Harry, and he starts freaking out. He is ridiculously trusting of everyone, & is an easy guy to take advantage of if you want to, but he's so genuinely nice you wouldn't ever want to. At first he sides with his wife & thinks that his family is being unreasonable to her & he hates that she has to be in this position, but eventually his doubts start building up & he starts asking things like "is Dalia even mine?"

Wanda eventually admits to Harry that she did in fact meet up with Jesse. He wants to see her phone records, internet history, etc etc etc. He wonders if the lingerie pictures she sent to him were also sent to Jesse. His trip to Vegas is basically ruined.

Wanda admits to a mutual friend that she did meet up with Jesse, & that she had in fact sent flirty text messages back & forth with this guy, & that Harry would flip if he saw the pure volume of messages back & forth between them, & that Jesse did periodically cross the line & some of his messages were really inappropriate, but I guess she liked the attention. She claims, however, that absolutely nothing has happened with Jesse in real life, & they have never even held hands or kissed, let alone have sex.

Pretty ****'d up situation imo.

that's a lot of ritalin you took there, murder.

ahh, brings back memories of high school.

now i know where that came from!

Women like attention... straight men don't hang out with women they don't wanna ****

i'm gonna say, the evidence i've created in my mind, suggests that Wanda is a

I agree with this. I bet Jelly does not.

Women are almost always oblivious to somebody they have friendzoned... but some just know that they have emergency dick when they need it

ware works j2 ?

manages an applebee's, down by the brazos river

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I know they all want to bone me

i did soemthing super dumb last night

did you get fatter?