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07-25-2012 , 01:31 PM
great outfit, chippy!
07-25-2012 , 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by BoSoxBK
Yeah. I was completely honest and told him I could help out until I found a position in a school.
Sounds like you had to eat a **** sandwich.
07-25-2012 , 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by BoSoxBK
THE POOPIE LIST

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!

The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

tl;dr
07-25-2012 , 01:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoSoxBK
Yeah. I was completely honest and told him I could help out until I found a position in a school.
Oh, that's fair and good that you could get it.
07-25-2012 , 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by thedinergetsby
^should've been the op
Well damn, **** you too then.
07-25-2012 , 01:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoSoxBK
great outfit, chippy!
i thought something similar...sort of Cossack-esque, but then i remembered chipa may not be a girl
07-25-2012 , 01:35 PM
Inside MsBlu
Spoiler:
thread
07-25-2012 , 01:35 PM
Is she at some kind of a magic show or exhibit?
07-25-2012 , 01:35 PM
Who is that dude in the wat pic btw?
07-25-2012 , 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry
Is she at some kind of a magic show or exhibit?
wax museum imo
07-25-2012 , 01:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by allinontheturn
Inside MsBlu
Spoiler:
thread
07-25-2012 , 01:37 PM
He's always telling Medicaid patients to get off their asses and find jobs. He's great.
07-25-2012 , 01:37 PM
**** thread
07-25-2012 , 01:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MsBlueberry
Is she at some kind of a magic show or exhibit?
maybe wax museum?

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Brickie
Who is that dude in the wat pic btw?
salvador dali
07-25-2012 , 01:39 PM
I am here to perform mod duties
07-25-2012 , 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
Type 1 **** thread
edited for clarity
07-25-2012 , 01:41 PM
Go page one, go!
07-25-2012 , 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by phil0pp
I am here to perform mod dookies
type 6, fo sho
07-25-2012 , 01:43 PM
Seek help immediately justj
07-25-2012 , 01:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MsBlueberry
Well damn, **** you too then.
not that your OP isn't well above avg, ma'am
07-25-2012 , 01:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
**** thread
I blame justj and bosox.
07-25-2012 , 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by mikelle
Go page one, go!
you're quite the cheerleader today
07-25-2012 , 01:44 PM
I did read the **** list though.
07-25-2012 , 01:47 PM
The Poopie List is hilarious.
07-25-2012 , 01:50 PM
I think I read that once when I was like 17 and the internet was brand new.

      
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