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Nah, I bet Kate becomes less secure in herself and goes on a starvation diet to get super skinny and then does some more high fashion modeling.
Or she gets chubby and then fat and flames out.

she's just gonna do a bunch more burger commercials and get supa phaaaaaaaaaaaat and become the next kirsty alley and have her own diet thing

07-12-2012 , 06:01 PM

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nham

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Also, I don't get how instagram works. How come you can't view all the pictures online? They're tiny as **** on the phone!

sepia tho

07-12-2012 , 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nham

she's just gonna do a bunch more burger commercials and get supa phaaaaaaaaaaaat and become the next Anna Nicole and have her own diet thing and then die from too many drugs

fyp

07-12-2012 , 06:02 PM

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eight high

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nham hating on kate upton w giz , never thought id see the day

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07-12-2012 , 06:03 PM

#205

nham

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dude if she's ****ing other guys...**** her.

07-12-2012 , 06:03 PM

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Gizmo

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Ah, I figured it out. webstagram.

07-12-2012 , 06:04 PM

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elrey

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Rofl

07-12-2012 , 06:04 PM

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Kate Upton is a pretty woman. I will never deny that. Who knows what future hold for her? Hopefully success and not drug binges.

07-12-2012 , 06:05 PM

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nham

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07-12-2012 , 06:06 PM

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thedinergetsby

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peaces and be easy, bitches. i'm derve

07-12-2012 , 06:06 PM

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ALLTheCookies

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gizmo

Nah, I bet Kate becomes less secure in herself and goes on a starvation diet to get super skinny and then does some more high fashion modeling.
Or she gets chubby and then fat and flames out.

girls ive seen with hips that big rarely make it past 22-23 but they also went to college.

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nvm jesse jane is liek way younger than i thought but still old and

uke:

confirmed

uke:

she also slammed bibi's head into a concrete wall and made her cry so she can die in an aids fire.

07-12-2012 , 06:06 PM

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07-12-2012 , 06:08 PM

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allinontheturn

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life is so much simpler when you have a trousersnake. wanna fk?

Yes, I would like that quite a lot.

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how many more years u think shes got iyo?

She already jumped the shark with Gronk.

07-12-2012 , 06:08 PM

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ALLTheCookies

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she's only 20 and almost 6 feet tall so who knows. she's dead to me anyways.

07-12-2012 , 06:09 PM

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eight high

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Kate Upton is a pretty woman. I will never deny that. Who knows what future hold for her? Hopefully success and not drug binges.

its too late for this giz... its too ****ing late

07-12-2012 , 06:09 PM

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ALLTheCookies

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Yes, I would like that quite a lot.

She already jumped the shark with Gronk.

they didnt have sex according to her

07-12-2012 , 06:09 PM

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Rolando Blackman

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how quickly things change

07-12-2012 , 06:10 PM

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Kate upton doesn't have big hips though? She has a wide waist, which makes her more an apple shape. Apples generally have long limbs, thin hips, and heavier busts and waists, so... chances are her belly just gets bigger (or smaller) imo.

07-12-2012 , 06:10 PM

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they didnt have sex according to her

07-12-2012 , 06:11 PM

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nham

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07-12-2012 , 06:12 PM

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upton, polevaultgirl etc. I'm never trying to find recent photos, it ruins my whole worldview when they get closer to normal looking
#seenoevil,hearnoevil

07-12-2012 , 06:14 PM

#222

ALLTheCookies

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ya i meant her box but idk if that word is kosher

07-12-2012 , 06:16 PM

#223

ALLTheCookies

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she told the story on stern and i believe her B

07-12-2012 , 06:16 PM

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In the context of models, yes she is a bulbous cow. In the context of humanity, she is boner fuel of the highest grade. Most models are chain smoking, saltine eating, sticks. If you were in that world all of the time, that would be what 'normal' is and thus, make KU look quite portly. I, for one, don't like bumping up to bones. I don't like women with 0% body fat. I am all about the T&A and as long as a girl has plenty of both of those, then I'm fine if there's more of everything else too. Not Nell Carter more, but you get what I'm saying.

-someone who isn't me