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Old 07-12-2012, 06:00 PM   #201
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Nah, I bet Kate becomes less secure in herself and goes on a starvation diet to get super skinny and then does some more high fashion modeling.
Or she gets chubby and then fat and flames out.
she's just gonna do a bunch more burger commercials and get supa phaaaaaaaaaaaat and become the next kirsty alley and have her own diet thing
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:01 PM   #202
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Also, I don't get how instagram works. How come you can't view all the pictures online? They're tiny as **** on the phone!
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she's just gonna do a bunch more burger commercials and get supa phaaaaaaaaaaaat and become the next Anna Nicole and have her own diet thing and then die from too many drugs
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:02 PM   #204
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nham hating on kate upton w giz , never thought id see the day

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Old 07-12-2012, 06:03 PM   #205
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dude if she's ****ing other guys...**** her.
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Ah, I figured it out. webstagram.
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:04 PM   #207
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Rofl
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Kate Upton is a pretty woman. I will never deny that. Who knows what future hold for her? Hopefully success and not drug binges.
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peaces and be easy, bitches. i'm derve
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Nah, I bet Kate becomes less secure in herself and goes on a starvation diet to get super skinny and then does some more high fashion modeling.
Or she gets chubby and then fat and flames out.
girls ive seen with hips that big rarely make it past 22-23 but they also went to college.

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nvm jesse jane is liek way younger than i thought but still old and uke:
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she also slammed bibi's head into a concrete wall and made her cry so she can die in an aids fire.
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:08 PM   #213
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life is so much simpler when you have a trousersnake. wanna fk?
Yes, I would like that quite a lot.

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how many more years u think shes got iyo?
She already jumped the shark with Gronk.
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she's only 20 and almost 6 feet tall so who knows. she's dead to me anyways.
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Kate Upton is a pretty woman. I will never deny that. Who knows what future hold for her? Hopefully success and not drug binges.
its too late for this giz... its too ****ing late
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Yes, I would like that quite a lot.



She already jumped the shark with Gronk.
they didnt have sex according to her
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:09 PM   #217
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how quickly things change
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:10 PM   #218
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Kate upton doesn't have big hips though? She has a wide waist, which makes her more an apple shape. Apples generally have long limbs, thin hips, and heavier busts and waists, so... chances are her belly just gets bigger (or smaller) imo.
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they didnt have sex according to her
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:12 PM   #221
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upton, polevaultgirl etc. I'm never trying to find recent photos, it ruins my whole worldview when they get closer to normal looking
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Kate upton doesn't have big hips though? She has a wide waist, which makes her more an apple shape. Apples generally have long limbs, thin hips, and heavier busts and waists, so... chances are her belly just gets bigger (or smaller) imo.
ya i meant her box but idk if that word is kosher
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:16 PM   #223
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she told the story on stern and i believe her B
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:16 PM   #224
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In the context of models, yes she is a bulbous cow. In the context of humanity, she is boner fuel of the highest grade. Most models are chain smoking, saltine eating, sticks. If you were in that world all of the time, that would be what 'normal' is and thus, make KU look quite portly. I, for one, don't like bumping up to bones. I don't like women with 0% body fat. I am all about the T&A and as long as a girl has plenty of both of those, then I'm fine if there's more of everything else too. Not Nell Carter more, but you get what I'm saying.
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:17 PM   #225
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they didnt have sex according to her
Nice of her to spin it that way after he got yelled at for that Tweet
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